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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!

"All I ask is a chance to prove money can’t make me happy." Woody Paige

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Three women were having lunch one day, One was engaged, one was a mistress, and one married for 20+ years. They were chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. They agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.. Here's how it all went. The engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then the Married woman shared her story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, " What's for dinner, Zorro? "

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