Hooray For Diffendoofer Day Written By: Dr. Seuss with help from Jack Prelutsky & Lane Smith

Where and what is Diffendoofer? “Our school is at the corner of Dinkzoober and Dinkzott.” “Oh, finest school in Dinkerville- The only one as well-”

Who are the teachers? Miss Bobble, Miss Wobble, Miss Fribble and Miss Quibble, Miss Twining, Miss Vining, and Miss Bonkers?

What do the Teachers Teach? “She even teaches frogs to dance, And pigs to put on underpants. One day she taught a duck to sing- Miss Bonkers teaches EVERYTHING!

What else do the teachers teach? “We’ve taught you that the earth is round, That red and white make pink, And something else that matters more- We’ve taught you how to think.”

Why do they have Diffendoofer Day? “You’ve saved our school!’ He jubilantly roared. ‘We’ve got the very highest score!’ He wrote it on the board.” “Because you’ve done so splendidly In every sort of way, This day forever shall be known as Diffendoofer Day.” And now introducing, the principal of the school is…. MR. LOWE What kind of a principal does MR. LOWE look like?