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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21- inch tongue!

“You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it” W. C. Fields

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "on heat', agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbour's were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. Having explained the problem to him, the vet said: "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "Just worked on me," he replied.

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