© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.” Cicero, 55 BC “The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.” Cicero, 55 BC

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Bubba is planning to marry and asks LeRoy how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. LeRoy says, "Use three things for what I call a Do-It- Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel." Bubba asks, " What do I do with these things, LeRoy ?" LeRoy replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your testcles red and the other blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of testicles I ever have seen...", you hit her with the shovel.' Bubba is planning to marry and asks LeRoy how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin. LeRoy says, "Use three things for what I call a Do-It- Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel." Bubba asks, " What do I do with these things, LeRoy ?" LeRoy replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your testcles red and the other blue. If she says, "That's the strangest pair of testicles I ever have seen...", you hit her with the shovel.'

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