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© Copyright _ Bros Place 2003

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say Will Rogers One of the lessons of history is that Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say Will Rogers

Isn't it strange? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously

A plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two, seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!" "No, no," the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese." "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, doesn't matter, you're all alike!" There's a few minutes of silence. "I no rike Jews either!" the co-pilot suddenly announces. "Oh yeah, why not?" asks the captain. "Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot. "What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain, "It was an Iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, No mattah... all same!!!"

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