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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Welcome to Bro's Place © Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

Bro's Did You Know ? David Harrison of Columbus Ms. owns the patent on the "Soft Toilet Seat." Over one million are sold every year.

Bro's Toon of the Day

Bro's Quote of the Day “My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.” Rodney Dangerfield

Bro's Funny Pic of the Day

If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs? Bro's Thought of the Day If an escalator breaks down, does it become stairs?

Bro's Funny Pic # 2

Bro's Joke of the Day One foggy night, an Ole Miss fan was heading north from Gulfport Ms. and a Southern Miss fan was driving south from Jackson. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Ole Miss fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Southern Miss fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Ole Miss fan walks over to the Southern Miss fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals." The Southern Miss fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck." The Southern Miss fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Ole Miss fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Ole Miss fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Ole Miss fan hands it back to the Southern Miss fan and says, "Your turn!" The Southern Miss fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

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