2. Creative Quotations from Will Cuppy (1884-1949) born on Aug 23 US humorist, literary critic; known for his satirical books about nature and historical figures, e.g., How to Become Extinct, 1941.

3. Sartor Resartus is simply unreadable, and for me that always sort of spoils a book.

4. Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

5. The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

6. If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

7. Etiquette is behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.

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