1. Keri and Sheila Move from Tennis Lessons...to PowerPoint Classes!!!

2. Why They’ve Made the Switch They need to find something to entertain them during work; They need to expand their Microsoft Office Horizon; They need new skills - So they can find new jobs! Plus, they need to use their brains... Waste not, want not!

3. Current Work Activities Sheila answer the telephone listen to the boss make awful jokes constituent letter data entry supervise retard interns water and coffee girl Keri talk on the telephone listen to boss make awful jokes schedule data entry supervise interns ensure there is enough water in the office

4. Where Did They Go Wrong? Teaching is listed dead LAST on this list. Political Science: Not mentioned. Theology: Not mentioned. Marquette UniversityTheology Political Science Education

5. What They’re Going to Do About It Contact Miller Goss for suggestions Secure Graduate Degree on May 21, 2006 Read trashy magazines and books Pad resume Secure Position Using Extensive Hill Contacts and Microsoft Office Skills Move Back to Chicago Take PowerPoint Class

6. How We Spend Out Year in Congress Please note the light color (RECESS) is when Keri and Sheila are happiest

7. What Keri and Sheila Would Do if Retired Craft Join tennis club Learn household fix-it skills Join reading club Garden Host tea parties Learn how to play golf Bring lunch to our sucker friends at work Sit by the pool Learn how to navigate all types of boats Go back to school; earn Ph.D. Volunteer at local library

8. Thank you for Watching If interested in hiring Keri Kohler, please e- mail Keri_Kohler@yahoo.comKeri_Kohler@yahoo.com If interested in hiring Sheila Holland, please e-mail SheilaMHolland@yahoo.com SheilaMHolland@yahoo.com You know you can use all the skills they have to offer!!