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3. Use a empty toilet paper roll to store appliance cords. It keeps them neat and you can write on the roll what appliance it belongs to.

5. “ Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never bathed a cat. ’’ Bro Bro

7. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

9. After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked: "Will there be anything else, sir?“ "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Mississippi, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink. After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?" When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked: "Will there be anything else, sir?“ "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Mississippi, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink.

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