1. "Cisco just offered me a job! Now I have to weigh the utility of a fatty paycheck against the daily commute to San Jose and hating the work."

2. "Who is the hiring manager. I’m sure they would love to know that you will hate the work. We here at Cisco are versed in the web."

3. "first day at work. omg!! So dull!!" "all i do is shred holepunch n scan paper!!! omg!" "i'm so totally bored!!"

4. "Following your comments made on Facebook about your job and the company we feel it is better that, as you are not happy and do not enjoy your work, we end your employment with Ivell Marketing & Logistics with immediate effect."

5. "If they can’t call up your former boss. They look you up on Facebook.” "Facebook users often don’t expect their personal information to be monitored by potential employers"