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1 Skeleton Jokes

2 Who won the skeleton Beauty Contest No “BODY”

3 When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his“ FUNNY BONE”

4 What musical instrument do skeletons play? Trom-”BONE”

5 Why are skeletons usually so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!

6 What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare - RIBS

7 What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning? Lazy Bones

8 What do you call a skeleton snake? A RATTLER

9 Why don’t skeletons play music in church? They have no organs!

10 What kind of plates do skeleton eat on? Bone China

11 The End

12 Backdrops: - These are full sized backdrops, just scale them up! - Can be Copy-Pasted out of Templates for use anywhere! www.animationfactory.com


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