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1 If youve used duct tape or coat hangers for anything else. If youve used duct tape or coat hangers for anything else. If you look forward to putting your kids Christmas presents together. If you look forward to putting your kids Christmas presents together. If youre convinced that you can build a phaser out of a garage door opener and a camera flash attachment. If youre convinced that you can build a phaser out of a garage door opener and a camera flash attachment.

2 If your classroom decorations are compliments of NASA. If your classroom decorations are compliments of NASA. If you read the instructions AFTER you put something together. If you read the instructions AFTER you put something together. If you refuse to throw it away because you know you can fix that. If you refuse to throw it away because you know you can fix that. If, on a good day, you only get stopped four or five times on the way to your classroom to fix something. If, on a good day, you only get stopped four or five times on the way to your classroom to fix something.

3 When the principal wants to see you in their office its to find out whats wrong with their computer. When the principal wants to see you in their office its to find out whats wrong with their computer. The faculty thinks your classroom is a branch of Office Depot. The faculty thinks your classroom is a branch of Office Depot. If your name is followed by I need, My computer or My printer If your name is followed by I need, My computer or My printer

4 when you butt-in to correct sales people talking to customers in computer stores, only to have the salesperson spend the next twenty minutes standing by silently, nodding his head in agreement. when you butt-in to correct sales people talking to customers in computer stores, only to have the salesperson spend the next twenty minutes standing by silently, nodding his head in agreement. If you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are. If you own a set of itty-bitty screwdrivers and you actually know where they are. For your anniversary you give your wife a set of dado blades……and she appreciates it. For your anniversary you give your wife a set of dado blades……and she appreciates it. *Note: this only works if she teaches technology too.

5 If you learn as much from your students as they learn from you. If you learn as much from your students as they learn from you. The End


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