We think you have liked this presentation. If you wish to download it, please recommend it to your friends in any social system. Share buttons are a little bit lower. Thank you!
Presentation is loading. Please wait.
Published byMelissa Erickson
Modified over 2 years ago
SECOND GRADE JOKES By Mrs. Nelsons Class 2010
Why do mummies like the holidays?
Cause all the wrapping
What do mice use for bad breath?
What is black,white and red all over?
A news paper.
What do cats put in their drinks?
Why did tigger look in the tolit?
He was looking for Pooh!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Ya put a little boogie into it!
Why do golfers wear two pair of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you get when two peas fight.
Black eyed peas.
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they dont know the words
What do cats eat for breakfast ?
Mice - crispies
What kind of key doesnt open a lock ?
What letter is found in a cup?
Why was six scared of seven ?
Because 7 8 9!
Why did the orange go to the Doctors?
Because it wasnt peeling well!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
What do elves learn in school?
the elf abet
What is math teachers favorite candy?
Why was the nose sad?
Because he did not get picked!
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
To the baa-baa shop.
What do you get if you cross a cat with father christmas?
When is an apple not an apple?
When it is a pinapple
What is black and white and read all over?
A zebra with a rash.
What is a dogs favorite part of a tree?
Where does the cow family go for a good time?
They go to the moo-vies!
Where did the cows go on there date?
To the moo - vies
What kind of phone does the ocean have?
A shell phone
We hope you had a good laugh!!
Room 108s Joke Book 2012 Sarah What is an ants favorite kind of movie?
DOLCH Sight Word Test (Say each word as it appears on the screen.)
DOLCH Sight Word Test (Say each word as it appears on the screen.) Press the Esc key to stop the slide show Click this button below to start the slide.
Frequency Words. a about after again all always.
List 1 Sight Words the to and he a I you it.
First Grade Sight Words a in I and is it for.
Of. and a to the in is you that it at be.
The. of and a to in is you that it he for.
List 1. the List 1 to List 1 and List 1 he List 1.
High Frequency Words List A Group 1. the of and.
Sight Words Complete Dolch Sight Word List Preprimer through Third.
The. of and a to in is you that it he was.
Can you see?. I like him. When will we go? All or some.
Lets build fluency! The people By the water You and I.
Developed By: Kari Ferguson, Edison Elementary Dolch Phrases Lists 1-4 You will have 3 seconds to read each phrase. On your marks… Get set… Go!!! Click.
Oral Reading Fluency First 100 Most Used Phrases.
High-Frequency Phrases First 100 Words. The people.
Come. and down a away big blue can help.
Lap 1. the to and he a I you it of in Lap 2.
Basic Sight Words Easier Words. a after all am.
Sight Word Phrases Group 1. the little boy a good boy.
An. ten and ten at pet hot cats am a not.
The people Look for some people. Write it down. By the water So there you are. Who will make it? You and I A long time What will they do?
Practice saying your sight words. Read and spell each word. Click on the down arrow to go to the next word.
First 100 High Frequency Words a her see am about.
Dolch Words the of and to a in that is was.
A. as is a couldn’t does could has wouldn’t.
Kindergarten Listening Center By: Judy Honaker--ITRT Washington County Schools.
© 2016 SlidePlayer.com Inc. All rights reserved.