1. Your meeting starts in: When you are thirsty, it’s too late to start thinking about digging a well - Japanese Proverb 10:00 minutes

2. Your meeting starts in: Work is the path of least resistance to nagging - Stephen Covey 9:50 minutes

3. Your meeting starts in: Don’t sacrifice what you want most for what you want now 9:40 minutes

4. Your meeting starts in: God gave us two ears and one mouth. Let’s use them proportionately. 9:30 minutes

5. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 9:20 minutes

6. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him – Michael, age 14 9:10 minutes

7. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, age 14 9:00 minutes

8. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 4. Stay away from prunes - Randy, age 9 8:50 minutes

9. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 5. Never pee on an electric fence - Robert, age 13 8:40 minutes

10. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, age 13 8:30 minutes

11. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to - Emily, age 10 8:20 minutes

12. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, age 11 8:10 minutes

13. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, age 14 8:00 minutes

14. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time - Kyoyo, age 9 7:50 minutes

15. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 11. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick - Lauren, age 9 7:40 minutes

16. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 12. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat - Joel, age 10 7:30 minutes

17. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 13. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone - Alyesha, age 13 7:20 minutes

18. Your meeting starts in: Advice from Children 14. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, age 8 7:10 minutes

19. Your meeting starts in: Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number. 7:00 minutes

20. Your meeting starts in: The most efficient size for a committee is two – particularly when one of them does not attend meetings. 6:50 minutes

21. Your meeting starts in: There is nothing wrong with a child’s behavior that trying to reason with him/her won’t aggravate. 6:40 minutes

22. Your meeting starts in: The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working from the moment you get up in the morning, and doesn’t stop until you arrive at school. 6:30 minutes

23. Your meeting starts in: Don’t be afraid to attempt something new. It was amateurs who built the ark. It was professionals who built the Titanic. 6:20 minutes

24. Your meeting starts in: As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up 6:10 minutes

25. Your meeting starts in: Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. 6:00 minutes

26. Your meeting starts in: The only stupid question is the one that is never asked, except maybe "Don't you think it is about time you audited my return?" or "Isn't is morally wrong to give me a warning when, in fact, I was speeding?" 5:50 minutes

27. Your meeting starts in: I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 5:40 minutes

28. Your meeting starts in: I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 5:30 minutes

29. Your meeting starts in: Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 5:20 minutes

30. Your meeting starts in: Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue. 5:10 minutes

31. Your meeting starts in: Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there first time, chances are you won't be needing him again. 5:00 minutes

32. Your meeting starts in: I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem. 4:50 minutes

33. Your meeting starts in: My reality check bounced. 4:40 minutes

34. Your meeting starts in: I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier. 4:30 minutes

35. Your meeting starts in: Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. 4:20 minutes

36. Your meeting starts in: Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted 4:10 minutes

37. Your meeting starts in: After every salary raise you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. 4:00 minutes

38. Your meeting starts in: You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 3:50 minutes

39. Your meeting starts in: Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 3:40 minutes

40. Your meeting starts in: Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous." 3:30 minutes

41. Your meeting starts in: To err is human, to forgive is not in our policy manual. 3:20 minutes

42. Your meeting starts in: Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing. 3:10 minutes

43. Your meeting starts in: If you are good, you will be assigned all the important work. If you are really good, you will find a way to get out of it. 3:00 minutes

44. Your meeting starts in: Fact of Life You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk. 2:50 minutes

45. Your meeting starts in: If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. 2:40 minutes

46. Your meeting starts in: When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. 2:30 minutes

47. Your meeting starts in: The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong. 2:20 minutes

48. Your meeting starts in: There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore. 2:10 minutes

49. Your meeting starts in: When I was a kid my parents moved a lot. But I always found them - Rodney Dangerfield 2:00 minutes

50. Your meeting starts in: Two thirds of Americans don't like fractions - the other half don't care. 1:50 minutes

51. Your meeting starts in: Hospitals are weird - they put you in a private room and then give you a public gown - Milton Berle 1:40 minutes

52. Your meeting starts in: Why is it in movies a detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty? 1:30 minutes

53. Your meeting starts in: Golf is a ball anyway you slice it. 1:20 minutes

54. Your meeting starts in: Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 1:10 minutes

55. Your meeting starts in: Insanity: To continue doing the same thing the same way but expecting a different result - Albert Einstein 1:00 minutes

56. Your meeting starts in: When caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried before - Mae West :50 minutes

57. Your meeting starts in: Irish diplomacy-the ability to tell someone to go to hell so that he will look forward to the trip. :40 minutes

58. Your meeting starts in: If at first you don't succeed, get new batteries :30 minutes

59. Your meeting starts in: Teaching is a work of heart :20 minutes

60. Your meeting starts in: It’s the grit in the oyster that makes the pearl. :10 minutes

61. Your meeting starts in: To the world, you may be just one person; but to one person, you may be the world - Josephine Billings NOW!

62. Your meeting starts in: NOW! Welcome to True Colors