1. Just for a laugh

2. Teacher:Maria, go to the map and find America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Class, who discovered America? Class: Maria. It’s Columbus who discovered America Maria

3. Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables.

4. Teacher:Glen, how do you spell “crocodile”? Glen:K R O C O D I A L Teacher: No, that’s wrong. Glen:Maybe it is wrong. But you asked me how I spell it. KROCO D ILE?

5. I love my teachers. Teacher: John, what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested? John: Teacher.

6. Teacher:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H I J K L M O Teacher:What are your talking about? Donald: Yesterday you told us it was H to O. H 2 O V.S. H I J K L M O

7. Teacher: Mary, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Mary: Me. ME

8. Teacher: Paul, why do you always get so dirty? Paul: Because I am closer to the ground than you are.

9. Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down the cherry tree, but he also admitted it. Now Peter, do you know why his father did not punish him? Peter: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

10. Teacher: Jane, tell me honestly, do you say a prayer before eating? Jane: No, I don’t have to. My mother is a good cook.

11. Smile and the world smiles with you!