73Murphy's LawMurphy's Military Laws: 13. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
74Murphy's LawKlipstein's Observation: Any product cut to length will be too short.
75Murphy's LawMurphy's Fourth Law: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
76Murphy's LawCannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
77Murphy's LawMurphy's Seventh Law: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
78Murphy's LawMurphy's Military Laws: 9. If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.
79Murphy's LawFarnsdick's Corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
80Murphy's LawWyszowski's Law: No experiment is reproducible.
81Murphy's LawCahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
82Murphy's LawKnight's Law: Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
83Murphy's LawMurphy's Computer Law 5: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
84Murphy's LawGold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
85Murphy's LawMurphy's Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
86Murphy's LawMurphy's Computer Law 52: Badness comes in waves.
87Murphy's LawMurphy's Computer Law 54: After designing a useful routine that gets around a familiar bug in the system, the system is revised, the bug is taken away, and you're left with a useless routine.
88Murphy's LawGumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
89Murphy's LawClarke's First Law: When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.
90Murphy's LawMurphy's Third Law: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
91Murphy's LawMurphy's Second Law: Everything takes longer than you think.
92Murphy's LawMurphy's Computer Law 56: That's not a bug, that's a feature!
93Murphy's LawMurphy's Computer Law 7: Every task takes twice as long as you think it will take. If you double the time you think it will take, it will actually take four times as long.
94Murphy's LawMurphy's Computer Law 1: The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.
95Murphy's LawBenchley's Law of Distinction: There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
96Murphy's LawThe Airplane Law: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
97Murphy's LawLaw of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
98Murphy's LawGerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction. 2. An object at rest will be in the wrong place.