1. 200 pt 300 pt 400 pt 500 pt 100 pt 200 pt 300 pt 400 pt 500 pt 100 pt 200pt 300 pt 400 pt 500 pt 100 pt 200 pt 300 pt 400 pt 500 pt 100 pt 200 pt 300 pt 400 pt 500 pt 100 pt SIMPSONS FAMILY PARK CARTOONSLYRICS EH? And stuff

2. Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... it makes ice. Ralph:"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks." Ralph (To a wolf): Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies...

3. SIMILE

4. Homer: My ears are burning. Lisa: I wasn't talking about you, Dad. Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.

5. HYPERBOLE IDIOM metaphor

6. Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

7. PARADOX

8. Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch? Bart: No thanks dad. Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong. Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you! Homer: Go home.

9. IRONY

10. Grandpa: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!

11. METAPHOR CLICHÉ / IDIOM ALLUSION

12. Stewie: I say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn’t yet cut itself. Lois: Honey, I’ll be right there. Stewie: Oh, by all means, take your time. Oh, and when you do finally get around to it, I’ll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston!

13. SARCASM METAPHOR HYPERBOLE ALLITERATION

14. This episode was created to mock “The Bounty Hunter” television show and is an example of...

15. SATIRE PARODY

16. Lois: Come on, Stewie, you know you can’t leave the table until you finish your vegetables. Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you’ve got a good forty years on me, woman. Lois: Sweetie, it’s broccoli, it’s good for you. Now, open up for the airplane... Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!

17. METAPHOR ALLUSION

18. Kyle: I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. South Park

19. IRONY

20. CHARACTER TYPE

21. STEREOTYPE / STOCK FLAT

22. “Hey, Einstein” is an example of

23. SARCASM

24. Karl Rove’s (Bush advisor) statement is an example of a

25. PARADOX And juxtaposition.

27. PUN

28. And as you travel life’s highway, don’t forget to stop and eat the roses.

29. Mixed metaphor Cliché / idiom

31. PARODY ALLUSION [political] oxymoron

32. I'm your biggest fan I'll follow you until you love me Papa-Paparazzi Baby there's no other superstar You know that I'll be your- Papa-Paparazzi

33. CONSONANCE ASSONANCE LADY GAGA

34. There's a feeling I get when I look to the west, And my spirit is crying for leaving. In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees, And the voices of those who stand looking. Ooh, it makes me wonder, Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

35. PERSONIFICATION LED ZEPPELIN

36. For one split second She almost turned around But that would be like pouring rain drops Back into a cloud So she took another step and said I see the way out and I'm gonna' take it

37. SIMILE DISSONANCE CARRIE UNDERWOOD

38. My hands are tied The billions shift from side to side And the wars go on with brainwashed pride For the love of God and our human rights And all these things are swept aside By bloody hands time can't deny And are washed away by your genocide And history hides the lies of our civil wars

39. METAPHOR HYPERBOLE IRONY / PARADOX ALLITERATION / PERSONIFICATION OXYMORON G’N’R

40. Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn ? Remember how she said that We would meet again Some sunny day Vera! Vera! What has become of you ? Does anybody else in here Feel the way I do ?

41. RHETORICAL QUESTION ALLUSION APOSTROPHE PINK FLOYD

42. IDENTIFY THE CHARACTER TYPES

43. DONKEY: Flat / CHARACTER FOIL SHREK: PROTAGONIST/ ROUND / DYNAMIC

45. PUN

46. No, that’s German for “The Bart, The.” -Sideshow Bob, “Cape Feare”

47. PUN ALLUSION

48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." President George Bush -Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

49. DRAMATIC IRONY

51. ALLUSION