2. Some wise principles from Little Buddha which it would be wise to respect and follow to the letter

3. Children in the front seat of a car can cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat of a car can cause children.

4. If you cannot lend a hand, then be a nuisance! Either way, the most important thing is to take part!

5. If you believe that the quickest way to a man’s heart is the stomach, know that you are aiming a little too high!

6. If you can laugh when everything is going horribly wrong, that means that you have found somebody to blame!

7. Women are like swimming pools: they cost a great deal of money to maintain, considering the time that you spend inside!

8. Never drink while driving. You could spill your beer!

9. Some bosses are like clouds: the minute they disappear, the day suddenly gets brighter!

10. To err is human. To blame someone else for your problem, is strategic.

11. Men wouldn’t lie as much to the women in their life, if the women in their life didn’t ask so many questions!

12. Women marry because they believe that he will change one day. Men marry because they believe that she will never change. Both are mistaken!

13. Your future depends on your dreams. Don’t waste any time, go to bed NOW!

14. HAVE A NICE DAY !