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MORALE IF PEOPLE CRITICISE YOU, HURT YOU, OR SHOUT AT YOU, DON’T BE BOTHERED JUST REMEMBER. “IN EVERY GAME AUDIENCE MAKE THE NOISE, NOT THE PLAYERS!!
A NICE FACT OF MONEY I MET MONEY AND SAID YOU ARE JUST PIECE OF PAPER. MONEY SMILED AND SAID OF COURSE, BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN A DUST BIN YET IN MY LIFE.
ALPAHABET ‘A’ THE MOST USED ALPHABET ‘A’ DOES NOT APPEAR IN SPELLING OF 1 TO 999, IT APPEARS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 1000 & CONTINUES FOR EVER. MORALE IS SUCCESS REQUIRES PATIENCE
JOKES AND CHOKES
SARDARJI KO MAJA AYA SARDARJI TO HER WIFE: APNI SHADI HUE 15 SAAL HO GAYE BATAO TUMHEIN ITNE SAALON MEIN KAB MAZAA AAYA ? SARDARNI:CHADO JI US DIN AAP LUDHIANA GAYE THEIN.
CHATRI REPAIR EK LADKI CHATRI REPAIR KARANE GAI. DUKANDAR BOLA UPAR KA KAPDA UTARNA PADEGA NICHE DANDA DALNA HOGA. LADKI BOLI JO MARJI WO KARO PAR EK DROP ANDER NAHIN AANA CHAAHIE.
WIFE COMPLAINT WIFE READS A BOOK & COMPLAINS TO HER HUSBAND “ A BULL FUCK 300 TIMES A YEAR AND YOU DON’T EVEN DO 1/ 4 TH OF THAT”. HUSBAND SAYS, “ DOES IT SAY THAT IT FUCKS THE SAME COW”.
HOLE SALE BUISNESS A LITTLE GIRL ASKED TO CALL GIRL: AUNTY, YOU HAVE CAR, BUNGLOW, NAUKAR CHAKAR AND GOOD BALANCE. WHAT IS YOUR BUISNESS ? CALL GIRL: BUS EK CHOTA SA “ HOLE- SALE” KA BUISNESS HAI.
BANGLA SAHIB SANTA ASKS TAXI DRIVER : BANGLA SAHIB JAOGE ? TAXI DRIVER : HAN JI BILKUL SANTA NE JEB SE POLYTHENE NIKALI AUR KAHA “ WAPSI MEIN MERE LIYE LUNGER LE AANA !!
COMMERCE KI BHASA EK COMMERCE KI LADKI KAISE GAALI DEGI? SAALE BOUNCED CHEQUE, DHARTI PE LIABILITY, PEDAISHI BAD DEBT, INSOLVEENTADMI, ITNA MARUNGI KI BALANCE SHEET TALLY NAHIN HOGI
BANIYE KA SAPNA EK BANIYE KO SAPNE MEIN KISI LADKI NE CHAPPAL MARI, DOOSRE DIN BANIYE NE AAPNA BANK A/ C BAND KARA DIYA. B’ COZ BANK MEIN LIKHA THA “HUM APKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT MEIN BADAL DENGE”.
A TECHNICAL QUESTION WHERE DO YOU FIND MANGOES…? NO, IT IS NOT ON MANGO TREE. »CONTD
TECHNICAL QUESTION FRUIT SHOP. NO WRONG. ANS IS
TECHNICAL QUESTION WHERE EVER WOMANgoes PEECHE PEECHE MAN GOES !!
That who which 1. everything, anything, nothing,any, little, one,few,much,all,none a.There isnt much that I can do. b. He told us everything that he had.
The people Look for some people. Write it down. By the water
Aale Nabi pe ye kaisa aaya he imtehaan Akbar Abbas aur Qasim Ho tum kahaan What kind of test has befallen on the family of the Prophet? Akbar, Abbas and.
A Red Rose for My Mother - story. A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As.
That old man.
Kufe ka aur shaam ka manzar
Sight Word Phrases Group 1.
Sai Center Implicit FAITH in Divine Sai Center.
Fun With Jokes Why are movie stars so cool? Because they have so many fans.
A prayer for women: Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, enough love to forgive him, and patience over his moods, because Lord, if I pray.
ARZ HAI !! Jeevan me kamyab hone ke liye 3 factory lagao!!!! (1) Dimag me Ice factory. (2) Zuban par Sugar factory. (3) Dil me Love factory. Phir life.
NANHI SI JAAN SOCH RAHI THI EK NANHI SI JAAN SOCH RAHI THI EK NANHI SI JAAN BAITHI KHULE AASMAN MEIN BAITHI KHULE AASMAN MEIN JAAOUNGI DHARTI PAR JAAOUNGI.
Beaten by: Suzanne Weyn Power Point By: Lily Borders.
The weight of a prayer. A poorly dressed lady, with a sad face entered a grocery shop. She went close to the owner and asked him very humbly if she could.
Dialogue I can use dialogue in my writing to reveal the personality traits of the characters in my piece I can correctly punctuate dialogue. I can revise.
FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? ► Adidas.
Is really a very simple matter. There are three cases: › Subjective case: pronouns used as subject. › Objective case: pronouns used as objects of verbs.
© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003 Bill Gates' first business was Traff-O-Data, a company that created machines which recorded the number of cars passing.
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