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Chapter 1 Getting to Port Sticks. Traffic Rules in the Sticks  When going to Port Sticks, it is very important that you have a map. Signs are very few.

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1 Chapter 1 Getting to Port Sticks

2 Traffic Rules in the Sticks  When going to Port Sticks, it is very important that you have a map. Signs are very few and far.  Be sure to rest every 2 hours while on the road.  Although there are no traffic lights or speed cameras, it is very important to follow the speed limit.  And never overtake by driving into opposing traffic.

3  And to your right…sticks…

4  And to your left…more sticks…

5  Note: try not to hit any idiots riding on a bike on a highway…  Note: anyone, with a boat is probably going to the bay near port sticks. If you get lost, just follow the boat…

6  A few hours later…on your scenic ride, you will see…

7  Sticks

8 And more sticks…

9  A house in the sticks…

10 And we have more sticks to our left…

11 And sticks to our right…

12  Telstra in the sticks…

13  Remembered how i said signs are very few and far?  Always check the map to know where you are driving, the same road changes to a different name every 5Km…  Everything is still good as long as a visible road/track exists…

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15  Its all gooood. You shouldn’t worry just because the road turns into a dirt track… it doesn’t mean you are lost…just follow the map and everything will be okay…its alright…  *turning point for Anton*(“hells nooo”, turns around and starts the 6 hour drive back to Brisbane.)

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17 *turning point for Vedran* (“Fuuuck you!!!! Stupid f*&$ up map…how the h*ll did I get here??”)  Sometimes it helps to relieves some built up stress when travelling on the road…  If in the event that you become lost in the complete sticks of sticks…just back track out and everything will be okay…

18  And now back on our scenic ride….

19 And to our left, we have a nice farm…

20  And to our right, we have another nice farm…

21  Just a few more hours and we should reach our destination…

22  And finally, we are here…just a few more farms to go…  When travelling in the sticks it is important not to panic. It is like a mind game…just remember, things will be alright…

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24  Welcome to Bob’s farm…this is where you obtain fresh produce such as meat, vegetables and fruit…

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27  Mmmm…..farm fresh goodness…everything is pesticide free and organic…you can even ask your meat to be specially prepared…and yes, they do halal…

28  Another nice farm  Hmm…where are the cows??

29  And finally, we have reached a car yard…aka yardie central

30  Mmm, anyone for fresh eggs?  Lets get some farm fresh eggs…none of that supermarket boolshyt…

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33  Closed?? I want my fresh eggs!!!  Fuuuuk youuuu

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35  I’ll take 2 thanks…  Load them up Bob…

36  Always give way to vehicles going faster than you…

37  Yardie central 2…

38  Aiight, me mower is a V8 I’ll race ya…look at him go…

39  Welcome to the supermarket, where Bob’s farm fresh products are sold…

40  And now, we are in Port Sticks…  This is the first non sticky house…

41  And here is the second non sticky house

42  Reception?? You want to raise your antenna how high??  Just keep going until we get SBS Davo…

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45  Welcome to the resort…here you can find 5 star tents for stays during your visit..  For those with a little more cash, we have a variety of 5 star caravans…  If you are tight on your budget, we can arrange some grounds for you to set up your own camp…

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47  Congratulations, you have survived your first test of stickiness…  You have managed to navigate to the sticks  You now know where to get farm fresh food  And found a place to stay…its time to kick back and have a few beers…ahhhhaahha

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49 THE END


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