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1 FULLEE FALTOO PJ Collection

2 Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai? ► Adidas.

3 Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research, 3 +3 = 8 Kaise socho socho ► Very simple …… Galti se !!!!

4 In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ► A - The other 9 fish are crying

5 Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why? ► Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

6 One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ? ► Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.

7 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ? ► One of them is a widow

8 What are the three versions of JAVA software? ► 1.) Mar JAVA ► 2.) Mit JAVA ► 3.) Kar JAVA

9 Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ? ► Because Sehwag is the Opener.

10 Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How? ► Sports Quota

11 Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why? ► Ans. Because he was walking.

12 What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....? ► Hasi na.

13 What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father....? ► Push pa.

14 Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why? ► B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

15 Shahrukh khan ka plural? ► ICICI Bank ► Why? ► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

16 What will you call a person who is departing from India? ► Hindustan Lever

17 Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi? ► Aamir Khan

18 Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega? ► Jal-andar Singh

19 Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye,toh uska naam kya hoga? ► soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!

20 What is the Center of Gravity? ► its V the center of "gra V ity.


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