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Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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1 Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

2 Lessons in Logic I was born intelligent - education ruined me Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect so why practice?

3 Lessons in Logic If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4 Lessons in Logic Money is not everything….. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals…. They are so tasty.

5 Lessons in Logic Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

6 The wise never marry…. and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

7 "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

8 Lessons in Logic The more you learn, the more you know,… The more you know, the more you forget… The more you forget, the less you know… So.. why learn.

9 Lessons in Logic A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops…. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say


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