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FOUR CATHOLIC MOTHERS...
Over coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly discussing their four sons' achievements in life.
First mother, her voice full of pride, says " My son is a Priest, and when he enters the room everyone calls him Reverend "
Second mother, with a little smirk on her face says " My son is a bishop and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Excellency "
Third mother: " Far be it from trying to humiliate you, but my son is a Cardinal and when he enters the room everyone calls him Your Eminency"
The fourth mother takes a sip from her coffee, and the others look at her questioningly as if to say “sure he is not the Pope !”,!”, and she then whispers in awe and adoration :
"My son is a formidable, 190 centimetres tall and very muscular stripper, and when he enters the room people go into a trance and yell out at the tops of their voices:
..O H..M Y..G O D!“
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