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We cannot go to church today, Sighed George and Marilyn McFay It’s a case of oxen in the ditch. Our kid’s coach made a schedule switch.

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1 We cannot go to church today, Sighed George and Marilyn McFay It’s a case of oxen in the ditch. Our kid’s coach made a schedule switch

2 The game’s to be at three o’clock. The boy has but one clean sock, And my dryer is on the fritz. To the clothesline the sock must hitch.

3 But the Sun’s not out. I heard the neighbor shout. No way will it be ready, So our church goin’ can’t be steady.

4 What’s that, the coach called the game off? Now, my son’s got a bad cough. Better stay home today. Not sinned this week anyway.

5 Besides, it might go past twelve And preachin’ might be on hell. That’s not the place for me. I’m givin’ ten bucks a week you see.

6 Only those who come past eleven Will fail to enter heaven. Now, it’s too late to be on time The fridge needs cleanin’ out the slime

7 And what if Uncle Amos drops in Missin’ him for church would be a sin. The Lord says family comes first. Soon Old Unck will need a hearse.

8 Suppose, I should get him to church, But what if he sees Aunt Emma first. They never ever got along. She sits in front for the songs.

9 That would be a horrible sight. Amos and Emma in a fist fight. The members of the deacon board Would be shoutin’ prayers to the Lord,

10 In their most devout non-fiction For no killin’ till the benediction.

11 What, what’s that you say? “Today is Saturday!” Thank God, of course, I’ll be in church Sunday.


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