1. The English Plan Depending on the wind, the striker’s position may vary…

2. The German Plan Radical, efficient, unstoppable, boring… ball’s speed may reach 297 km/h

3. The Italian Plan Iron defence, small ideas in midfield, pass to striker, and…penalty!

4. The Brazilian Plan No comment. It’s worked in the past.

5. The Swiss Plan They manage to lose the game by themselves, no assistance required.

6. The French Plan They try all possible hypotheses but seldom find the goal.

7. The Turkish Plan Note: The red dot is not the ball, it’s the referee.

8. The Scottish Plan Stay at home and watch the others – on television!