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1 Lilith illustrated annotated souvenir libretto for sale in lobby

2 Lilith The Night Demon In One Lewd Act

3 music and libretto by Joshua Horowitz

4 with additional compositions by Cookie Segelstein and Stuart Brotman

5

6 Come on down and gather round First the ladies, then the hounds

7 Buy a kamea, a charm with their names,

8 So babies can sleep and be free from her flames!

9 Affordable health care is yours at last,

10 You needn’t be from the ruling caste,

11 Come buy a Kvittel, a personal prayer,

12 Placed at the gravesite of gurus who care.

13 Why buy insurance at premium fees,

14 When amulets ward against ev’ry disease?

15 Purchase your prayers at two to a pair,

16 And rid this sick world of all its despair.

17 Rubin Ben Shimon, a God-given spouse,

18 May a mate at last be revealed to you,

19 Sarah bas Rivka, recover from suffering

20 Arise from your sick bed, and cough all that slime up.

21 Why buy insurance at premium fees,

22 When amulets ward against every disease?

23 Purchase your prayers at two to a pair,

24 And rid this sick oylem of all its despair.

25 Moishe Ben Duvid, blessed be the children,

26 Create lots of kiddies who’ll torment their mama.

27 Success in all matters

28 Why buy insurance at premium fees?

29 Why buy insurance at premium fees,

30 When amulets ward against ev’ry disease?

31 Purchase your prayers at two to a pair,

32 And rid this sick oylem of all its despair.

33

34 Ehye Asher Ehye (I am that I am)

35 Avrum, Itzik, Yakuv, Moyshe, Aaron, Yusef, Duvid.

36

37 Ant, ape, bee, bat, gull, goat, duck, deer.

38 Hawk, hare, vulture, viper, zebu, zebra, chimp, chicken.

39 Tiger, turtle, yik, yak, kiwi, kudu, lark, lion.

40 Mink, mole, newt, numbat, snake, swan, eel, emu.

41 Puffin, pig, stingray, stork, quail, quoll, ram, rat.

42 Shark, sheep, turkey, toad,

43 I could shoot you all my load.

44

45 When a man is too good for this world, he’s bad for his wife.

46 Oy, my little harlot, my tiny quiff, What can I tell you just now?

47 May you moan today Underneath my pretty little prick.

48 Oy, listen you felching freak,

49 I'll never kneel all guppy-mouthed for you.

50 If you climb on top of me for a screw and a shave

51 Then my rough ragman's coat will trap your apples,

52 And squeeze them dry!

53 You should pray to the almighty with salty wet eyes,

54 That you should not return in shame,

55 To your mud marsh fine.

56 Sheik of Eden, you turgid taffy roll,

57 Today the gates of heaven are closed to your knoll,

58 And you can beg all you want, what your ding-dong desires,

59 But this bearded clam is shut for hire!

60 Lay down, lot lizard and look around,

61 To all four corners of the earth,

62 And you'll see no guests standing ‘round

63 To keep you from harm.

64 If you try to force open my mossy cleft.

65 All you'll get is a dry pink glove.

66 You little swamp donkey,

67 I come from dust and you come from slime.

68 You vile brownie queen,

69 Even my swag is sublime.

70 Egg swab, get down, you're beneath me!

71 Boneless pork sword, I am over you!

72

73 May God grant, you should have everything your heart desires,

74 but you should be crippled in every limb,

75 and not be able to move your tongue!

76 God should bless you with three people:

77 one should grab you, the second should stab you,

78 and the third should hide you!

79 Quam pulchra es et quam decora

80 Carissima in deliciis

81 As many years as you’ve walked on your feet,

82 you should walk on your hands, and for the rest of the time

83 you should crawl along on your ass!

84 May you be transformed into a chandelier,

85 to hang by day and to burn by night!

86 All your teeth should fall out except one,

87 to give you a toothache!

88 Ten ships of gold should be yours,

89 and the money should only make you sick!

90 A maniac should be let free, and you should take his spot!

91 You should go nuts and run through the streets!

92 Statura tua assimilata est palme

93 et ubera tua botris.

94 Your luck should be as bright as a new moon!

95 Hang yourself with a sugar rope, then you’ll have a sweet death!

96 May you marry the daughter of the angel of death!

97 God should bestow upon you the best of the ten plagues!

98 Caput tuum ut Carmelus

99 Carmel collum tuum sicut turris eburnea.

100 You should get a wooden tongue!

101 You should crap blood and pus!

102 I should outlive you long enough to bury you!

103 One misfortune is too few for you!

104 Veni, dilecte mi, egrediamur in agrum

105 et videamus si flores fructus parturierunt si floeurunt mala punica

106 And let the anus flower part the air unto us

107 You should get the Paradise Rupture!

108 Syphilis should consume your body!

109 Your mouth should be where your ass is!

110 May you suffer and remember!

111 Ibi dabo tibi ubera mea.

112 May leeches suck you dry!

113 Why bother getting up at all?

114 A small child should be named after you!

115 You should have stones and not children!

116

117 Eyn Sof, Bore, Elah, Ha Shem, Makom, Roi, Shama, Tsevaot.

118

119 Sanoy, Sansenoy, Semangelof

120

121 Poor, poor Adam.

122 My wife, you piss on my head and tell me it’s raining!

123 Broken and tired and annoyed, I'm a hell of a male who would hump.

124 Ask her kids if she knew he'd be missed by her too.

125 She who'd so neatly beat up her own.

126 Broken and tired and annoyed, Go tell her now.

127

128 Sold that-a whore for a six dollar bill.

129

130 Sanoy, Sansenoy, Semangelof!

131 Off we go!

132 We found her!

133 God said go back, God said return, back to Adam!

134 Go shit on the sea, ya crap-filled chapel twinks

135 I rule over females The first twenty days

136 To fathers those birds have no value that pays

137 As a child she's molested As a girl she'll be raped

138 As a teen she'll bang boys just for pleasure’s sake

139 Once wed she'll be barren When old, a witch

140 Or maybe a widow, but at least a bitch.

141 God said you must, God said you will, God said or else.

142 If he were twice as smart, he’d just be an idiot!

143 God said you'll hurt, God said you'll cry, God said you'll die.

144 If the rich could hire others to die for them,

145 the poor could make a nice living!

146 God said to dunk you, God said to drown you, God said to snuff you.

147 You’re lucky you live up high, God, cuz otherwise,

148 all your windows would be smashed!

149 I'm master of males till they're eight days old

150 You know there's just one perfect boy in the world

151 And every mom has it, or so I'm told.

152 They rape the women, And rip off the booze

153 They smite their neighbors wherever they choose

154 And who knows, when they become men,

155 One may, someday,

156 claim to be the Son of God.

157 Doesn’t climb, doesn’t fly.

158 Oh cursed be you in the city And cursed be you in the field.

159 And cursed will be your basket And cursed will be your store.

160 And cursed be the fruit of your womb And cursed be the crops of your land.

161 And cursed be you when you come in And cursed be you when you leave.

162 Salt in your eyes! A cramp in your gut!

163 Your mouth should be where your ass is!

164 May your feet be twisted! You should break your head!

165 Pepper in the nose! Stones on your heart!

166 May your gall bladder burst!

167 You should have a stabbing pain in your side!

168 You should lie in the earth!

169

170 Oy, here's the deal, my trailer trash:

171 Gold must be hammered, and kids must be thrashed

172 Make a kamea, a charm with your names,

173 And babies can sleep and be free from my flames.

174 Then God can take mine at a hundred a day,

175 But he will never touch me, try as he may.

176 And he'll honor our pact forevermore,

177 And I'll always remain as Death's little whore.

178

179 Adam, Havah, Abton, Absalom, Sarfiel, Nuriel, Daniel.

180

181 Sleep my child I want to rock you

182 I want to sing you a lovely song

183 Sleep my child in your peace

184 and close your little eyes.

185 Close your little eyes and open them

186 Health should come upon your head

187 Sleep my child in your peace

188 and close your little eyes.

189 Under child's crib

190 Stands a little golden goat.

191 The goat has gone to barter

192 Raisins and almonds

193 Raisins and figs

194 The child will sleep and be silent.

195 When you're old, twelve years old,

196 Then you'll find your destined match

197 Then I want to make your wedding

198 New clothes and all good things.

199 Sleep my child I want to rock you

200 I want to sing you a lovely song

201 Sleep my child in your peace

202 and close your little eyes.

203 Close your little eyes and open them

204 Health should come upon your head

205 Sleep my child in your peace

206 and close your little eyes.

207 Under child's crib

208 Stands a little golden goat.

209 The goat has gone to barter

210 Raisins and almonds

211 Raisins and figs

212 The child will sleep and be silent.

213 When you're old, twelve years old,

214 Then you'll find your destined match

215 Then I want to make your wedding

216 New clothes and all good things.

217

218 Come poke my ass, and calm the quarrel

219 Caress me in disease

220 Stay, do it, stimulate and ball me

221 A tuber will do for the both of us.

222 Keep it in until it comes

223 Come and calm me, suck me till it burns me.

224 V.D. lick me

225 Agree to aggravate us

226 And let the anus flower part the air unto us

227 She flogged my poor lollipop off. He beat the libido outa me.

228

229 May evil inclination not rule us.

230 One should not show mercy on a serpent.

231

232 Ochnotinos, chnotinos, notinos, otinos, tinos, inos, nos, os, s

233

234 Shabriri, briri, riri, iri, ri

235 Lilith, Abitu, Abizu, Hakesh, Avers Hikpodu, Ayalu, Matrota.

236

237 The End

238 15-minute intermission, followed by dancing with Veretski Pass!


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