I really wish that I still had my hands! I know, it’s really hard to play the piano! You think that’s bad, I only have one eye, and I’m not even a Pirate! Do these cool glasses make me look more like a hobo?! Is there ANYTHING that I like better than Snowmobiles? Nah! I’m starting to get a little concerned about this horn growing behind my right ear... Alright, my shoe is untied, does the rabbit go around the tree first, or do I make a loop, or no wait, is there even a tree, I need some slip on sneaker with no laces! I wish he would hurry up and take this picture, I have some very important business meetings to attend to. Yeah - that’s right - I have my own website, not everyone can claim that! It’s Wiseman, NOT Wiseguy - get it right! I don’t get it, I miss a few days and he starts calling me Michelle! If you guess which hand the ball is in, I will give you a dollar! They don’t know that the reason I’m smiling is because I have stolen 3 wallets back here! I think I may just be the first person to sing a solo at our Karaoke Party! Great - one other kid has my name and now all of a sudden I’m “Webbs” I wonder if I should paint my face green for Halloween this year…. I hope he didn’t notice that I put this drill bit in my pocket... So I start off as clean-up supervisor, then move straight into President of the United States! How can I get one of those Panic Buttons put in my house???? I wish I had MY own website. If only my name was Microsoft or CBS... Come on, take the picture I can only hold this smile for so long…. I think my head is stuck on this bulletin board!