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1 MY LIFE HAS GONE TO SHIT Anthony Zaret 2 WHAT HAPPENED? I used to be a pretty cool guy. I lived an active lifestyle. My hobbies included jazz dance,

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2 1 MY LIFE HAS GONE TO SHIT Anthony Zaret

3 2 WHAT HAPPENED? I used to be a pretty cool guy. I lived an active lifestyle. My hobbies included jazz dance, mountain biking, and cooking. Now, my hobbies include, crying, masturbating, and “masturcrying,” which I invented myself. More on that later. Financial Ruin Emotion Bankruptcy Masturcrying Drinking When will it end?

4 3 Financial Ruin (in millions) Net revenues$30,000$0 Net income$25,000$0

5 4 Emotional Bankruptcy Happy Days per year

6 5 MASTURCRYING: Time usage chart

7 6DRINKING Money spent on drinking $310$897,000

8 7 WHEN WILL IT END? Someone please end my pain.


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