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Which brings us to tonight’s Wørd
Nerd I once quoted Machiavelli in a job interview
Didn't want to say "doing your wife" They asked me where I saw myself in 10 years
Plays the field So I went on about how Machiavelli said you must seize opportunities but not rely upon them as fortune is fickle. Thus I keep my options open.
Didn’t need toilet paper I have a political science degree and wanted to put it to use
Took socialism, bad at ice hockey I know each PoliSci major has a CSIS file
Cry for attention Every now and then I like to use trigger words the NSA watch for on international phone calls
Cry for help I like the idea that a guy in some office in Houston or Langley will have to spend an hour reviewing my thoughts on planes and guns
Think you can do better? By that I mean, taking a paintball gun on a plane to New York to shoot Stephen Colbert for not doing a The Wørd segment tonight
A Muslim and a cartoonist walk into a bar... I like the thought that my crazy joke is wasting the time of some part of the American government
Machiavelli Because anything that slows them down, speeds us up by comparison. Or so said Machiavelli and that's The Wørd
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