Presentation on theme: "SDS MALE CALENDAR Il 2005. January Mr January also known as Mr Pack and Post. He is a Leo who enjoys competitive Chess, and talking in Internet Chatrooms."— Presentation transcript:
January Mr January also known as Mr Pack and Post. He is a Leo who enjoys competitive Chess, and talking in Internet Chatrooms. His favorite movies include Revenge of the Nerds and Pee Wee goes to town.
February Mr February also known as Prisoner No: 4125863. He is a Cancer who enjoys long drives on secluded country roads. His favorite movies include Psyco and Escape from Alcatraz.
March Wing-nut or Tooth pick as he is known to his friends. He is a Virgo who enjoys take away food and having his hair done. His favorite movies include, Eat Drink Man Woman and Porky’s 1 and 2.
APRILAPRIL Mr April called Junior to his friends. He is a Capricorn who likes being nude. He is currently captain of his Nude Triathlon Team. Although an accident involving a bicycle has stopped him competing.
May There’s nothing sexier than twins. Both Mr. Mays are Gemini’s and between them have 35 personalities. They are looking for a woman…or two.
June Mr June AKA the Lava Lamp, because after a small run like this he has perpetual motion that is intoxicating. He is a Taurus that likes all things eatable. His favorite movies include the Richard Simmons “Sweating to the Oldies” and also likes those Subway ads.
July Mr July or Velcro to is friends He is a Gemini who likes women to run their fingers through his soft hair. Likes: The beach Shampoo Dislikes: Waxing
AUGUSTAUGUST Mr August also known as Neckless or 64 DD He is a Taurus who likes Nursery Rhymes and Warm Milk. His favorite movies include Look Who’s Talking 1 and Babe
September Mr. September or also known as Steelo. His favorite past times include looking for small insects in his hair and wearing collarless, frilly sleeve “ugly” shirts. His greatest desire is to lie flat on his back.
October Mr. October also known as Cuddles. He is a Scorpio and looking for an understanding girl who can cook…………...anything. His greatest desire is to find his feet and his leopard skin G- string..
November Mr. November AKA Bluey He is an Aquarius who loves nothing more than making shitty necklaces out of crap other people have thrown away. He is looking for a girl who has a career, preferably in dental hygiene.
December Mr. December. All his friends call him Magilla but he doesn’t know why. He’s a Sagahairian and likes a good conditioner and a blow dry. He is looking for a sensitive woman who can operate a lice comb.