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DICTIONARY l The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
COLLEGE l A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
ECSTASY A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
OFFICE A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN l The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
ETC…. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
COMMITTEE Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
CLASSIC l A book which people praise, but do not read.
MARRIAGE l It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
WORRY l Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
EXPERIENCE l The name men give to their mistakes.
TEARS The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
ATOM BOMB An invention to end all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER l A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
DIPLOMAT l A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
PESSIMIST l A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
MISER l A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
FATHER l A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL l A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
BOSS l Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN l One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
DOCTOR A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
ENGINEER lWlWho is paid for reading this.
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School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.. Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Smart man + dumb woman = affair.
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The Senator admitted to owning the gun that killed his wife. FACTS There is a Senator He owns a gun He is married His wife is dead The gun caused her.
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence ( a life sentence ).
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“I wont be troubled long. He’ll go like all the rest of the Cottons.”
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