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1 Cover design by: Nikka!!! Issue #18, April Edition By: Marie Sirenko

2 Earth Day! Blah Blah Day! More Aprilness! April Gemstone: Diamond! (LUCKY!) April Flower: Sweetpea

3 (only featuring those in the issue) Maxwell L. Mia H. Jack B. Clarice W. Billy Q. John C. Sarah B. Ryan H. Meghan O. People who get reserved copy + candy: Other Awesomees: SUPER AWESOMELEY AWESOME PEOPLE WHO ARE AWESOMELEY AWESOME ENOUGH TO SUBMIT SOMETHING AWESOME TO THE FUNNY MAGAZINE WELCOME THE EDITORIAL STAFF!!! MARIE!!! (DUH) Meghan O. Annie J. Isabella G. Sarah B. Jack B. Billy Q. Clarice W. The Editorial Staff will have meetings at lunch about twice a month. They help me decide what will be in the magazine and interview teachers. Emily A. Chelsea G. Catherine L. Arianna

4 Earth Day Quiz 1.What did you do on Earth day? 2.Do you think that Earth Day is important? 3.Isn’t the Earth, like, TOTES AWESOME? A. I HELPED THE EARTH!!!! B. I sat around and did nothing. C. I THREW TRASH EVERYWHERE!!! A. Yes!!!! Earth Day is… INSPIRING B. Uh… I don’t know. It’s just another day to sit around and do nothing. C. NO!!! It should be TRASH DAY!!! A. YES!!! It’s like, the BOMB.COM!!!! B. Well… It lets me sit around and do nothing… so I guess. C. NO!!! Earth is, like, TOTES UNAWESOME!!! APRIL FOOLS QUIZ APRIL FOOLS!!!

5 Dear Mr. Ugly, What do you think about the garbage man? From, Billy Q. Dear Billy, OMG HE’S LIKE MY BFF!!! He helps me complete my trash collection! :D From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, What’s better… trash or… TRASH From, John C. Dear John, Well, trash of course. DUH!!! From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, Your trash dump should be disposed of. From 2225 (Maxwell) Dear 2225, UGH!!! WHAT A DISGRACE! You’re just jealous! >:( From Mr. Ugly

6 Dear Mr. Ugly, Where do you buy your clothes? From, Sarah Dear Mr. Ugly, Do you believe in unicorns? From, Mia H. Dear Sarah, I buy them at the… TRASHLICIOUS TRENDS SHOP!!! From Mr. Ugly Dear Mia, Well of COURSE I do! Who doesn’t? From Mr. Ugly Dear Mr. Ugly, You’re awesome! How can I be as awesome as you? From, Ryan H. Dear Ryan, Thank you!!! You should move to a dump and fall in love with trash From Mr. Ugly Thank you for all of your lovely questions! ~Mr. Ugly

7 Hey guys! Sandie here. Guess what? MY OWNERS WENT ON A VACATION TO NEW YORK!!! WITHOUT ME!!!!! I would have loved to go to New York, but NOOOOO! I had to stay home >:( Do you think that that’s FAIR? NO!!! I wanted to walk along the streets of New York meeting new dogs and random people and eat hotdogs on the floor… but I had to stay home. I want to go on a vacation!!!!! What should I do??? I REEEAAALLY want to go on a vacation! Advice? Posted by SandieRocks on April 12 at 11:19 AM

8 Zuni123 said: Trust me, you don’t want to go on a vacation! The plane is horrible and you’d barely do anything!!! SandieRocks replied: Well, the plane can’t be that bad! And I’d be able to do something! PeeweeChihuahua said: VACATIONS ARE LIKE THE NOT BOMB.COM!!! Why have a VACATION when you can hang out in the CLOSET???? SandieRocks replied: BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUT I WANT A VACATION!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noel1949 said: Hi Sandie! I’m sort of new to the neighborhood. I’m with Zuni’s owner. Anyway, he told me about your blog. It’s great! Maybe instead of going on vacation we could explore the area? SandieRocks replied: Thanks! And I’d love to go exploring! BUT I WANT A VACATION!!!!

9 BowwowBetsy suggested: You should act very sweet after you do tricks. If they don’t give you treats, go next to where they keep the treats and give them big, sad eyes. SandieRocks replied: But they keep the treats in the… CLOSET D: BaconLover123 suggested: I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY DON’T GIVE YOU BACONBITS™!!!!! D: ;D SandieRocks replied: John suggested: Maybe you should do better tricks or just do nothing. Either way I don’t care. SandieRocks replied: Woah… doing nothing will help? TheOradeofLA suggested: Raid the kitchen or go on strike!!! SandieRocks replied: Hehe… going On strike… I like that idea >:) JackBevilaqua suggested: You can do even cooler tricks like getting the newspaper and playing piano SandieRocks replied: Piano, you say? Hmm… GumGum331 suggested: Stop doing tricks. When your owners get bored and tell you to do something, point at the Baconbits™! SandieRocks replied: But what if they get mad at me????? Well, I guess I do reeeeeaaaaallllllly want the Baconbits™… BowwowBetsy: Meghan O. BaconLover123: Emily A. TheOradeofLA: Catherine L. GumGum331: Nikka S.

10 Which one is your favorite? Vote on the back! Feel free to give Marie suggestions!!

11 11 VOTES!!! 8 votes5 votes 2 votes1 vote

12 FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE Max’s Office! Cherry Blossoms… FROZEN HOT CHOCOLATE IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!!! ‘Nuff said :3 ^-^ Marie’s big brother, Max, who lives in New York, works at CitiBank. He took Marie and Andrew to check out his office! In his office, he had two drawers filled with snacks, an elf hat, some random stuff, and a baseball bat! When we were at Washington D.C., we visited my Dad’s friends. They were showing us around and they wanted to show us the cherry blossom trees! It was freezing cold and the trees were far away, so we told them that we already saw cherry blossoms in California. They insisted that theirs were really pretty, so we trudged along. When we finally got there, there were only, like, two shriveled cherry blossoms on each tree! They should see California’s blossoms ;)

13 DANCING CHINCHILLA AND FLAMINGO ON A PIE!!! Suggested by the Editorial Staff

14 Name:____________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Name:____________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Emily A. Once upon a time, there lived a bagel. The bagel was a plain bagel. Poor plain bagel got picked on by sesame seed bagel and egg bagel. Plain bagel was sad  But then his misery ended when he got eaten by BAGEL LOVER123! THE END! : D Name:____________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Name:____________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Juniper Beryl One day I was incredibly bored so I wrote a story. It started like this: “One day I was incredibly bored so I wrote a story. It started like this: ‘One day---- Juniper: CUT!!! Hold on, the recorder’s broken… *picks up phone* Hello? Yeah, I need a recorder fixed… Okay, I’ll call you back. Bye. *Shuts phone* Sorry for the technical difficulties… Name:____________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Name:____________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ ____________________________________ Catherine Lange I don’t have a story, but here are some poems: No inspiration I sit at the table No brilliant ideasUnfortunately unable Result: No storyTo write a funny fable For the Funny Magazine

15 Name:____________ Title:_____________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ Name:____________ Title:_____________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ Kevin R. How to Tie Your Shoes If you don’t know how to tie your shoes then you need to go to kindergarten… or better yet, read this story! First, get to bunnies to marry. Next they have kids and their ears grow. Then their ears get tangled with one another. Lastly their mom comes and makes it worse because she pulls them apart. Now you’re done! Name:____________ Title:_____________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ Name:____________ Title:_____________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ Sarah B. The Long Fall One day I was playing with my dog in my backyard and I found a hole. It was a very deep hole. I took a rope and lowered myself down. Suddenly, the knot that kept me on the rope untied and I began to fall. An hour passed… then two… then three… four… five… It was the longest fall ever! But then I landed in UNICORN LAND!!! :D Name:____________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ Name:____________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ __________________________________________ Ariana B. One day there was a girl named Taylor. She was going to a store when she saw two big bogy guards. She stared at them, then touched one to see if he would move. The body guard turned out to be a thief! Taylor hugged the thief. He put her on his back and ran away. Then she looked at the sky and said in a calm voice, “Wow, the sky is falling…” After that Taylor was never seen again! THE END Name:____________ Title:______________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Name:____________ Title:______________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Ryan H. Ipramica Moizeus and the Faboo Faboos Once upon a time there was an elephant named Ipramica Moizeuz. He had hormone surges that make him go cray-cray. One day, he got bored so he went to a random tropical island. It was very strange… the trees were pink and the water was orange. But the weirdest thing of all was that there were Faboos, and animal that was half squirrel, half panda. They are the most endangered species in the world. Suddenly, Ipramica had a hormone surge! He stomped on all the Faboos except for one named Señor Sobumba. Ipramica took Señor Sobumba back to his island where they became BBFLADs (Best friends for life and death)

16 Ditzy’s Editorial You should add some kind of design at the back of each magazine and whoever gets that one gets a prize! ~Nikka S. That’s a good idea! We could put a little paper with a picture stapled to the back of five magazines. Check the back of yours! If you get one, give it to Marie for a candy! Can you put more quizzes in The Funny Magzine? ~Emily A. Well, it’s kind of hard to make the quizzes, but I’ll ask Marie and she’ll consider it ;) Could you have a poll for every magazine? ~Catherine L. Uh… that could work, but we need some ideas. Marie could ask her editorial staff about it. Could you have some funny pictures that don’t have to do with animals? ~L.J. S. What, you don’t like animals? Just kidding :p I guess that we could do that, but we just need some funny ones. You can suggest a couple and maybe we’ll add them You’re still making The Funny Magazine, right? ~Random Guy Sadly, no… Marie doesn’t think you guys are thankful enough for it. This is the last year of The Funny Magazine  *** (look at the bottom of this page) *****APRIL FOOLS!!! :D But really, be more thankful!****** Replies that made me smile I The Funny Magazine! It’s improved a lot since you first started it Thanks for making it!!! -Clarice W. I really think that The Funny Magazine is awesome and it might have inspired my neighborhood to make a comic strip! P.S. Marie + staff, you are epic!!! :D -Carl K. Don’t stop TFM… we really like it!!!!! -Patrick L. You rock Marie!!! And you too, Ditzy! TFM ROCKS! -Chelsea G. If you want to make me smile, just write something like that, draw a little picture, or just do whatever you think of. It’ll be greatly appreciated!!!!! And you’ll be in the next magazine!!!

17 Down 1. A WONDERFUL holiday! 2. What you should be saying to the clue number 4! 3. What explains this magazine 4. The all-powerful and almighty creator of this!!!! 5. Uh... the month of this magazine? (Okay, okay I know it's May but still) 6. When something is ______, you laugh. Across 4. What are you reading? 7. She has PROBLEMS! 8. Your FAVORITE advice columnist! OMGOMGOMGIT’SACROSSWORDPUZZLEERMEHGERD!!!

18 Dear Mr. Ugly, From: Dear Sandie, ____________________ ____________________ ____________________ ____________________ ____________________ ____________________ ____________________ From: Fav. Picture: # Story (Aww, please? I really need some!) : ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ I COMAND YOU TO LOOK ON THE BACK NOW… **IMPORTANT: STORY IS NEEDED FOR RESERVED COPY!**

19 Continue Story…_________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ ______ Suggestions & Ideas for Ditzy’s Editorial… ____________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ _______________________________ Thank you! These really help ~Marie PLEASE DO NOT DISTRIBUTE!!! I HAVE ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE, JUST ASK ME FOR AN EXTRA!!! (Unless I don’t have any extras. THEN you can share.) **IMPORTANT: STORY IS NEEDED FOR RESERVED COPY!**


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