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1 LONERS DATING SERVICES. CONTACT LINDSEY FOR ALL YOUR ANSWERS AND NEEDS. GET IN TOUCH WITH THE IDEAL PARTNER. THIS SERVICES IS EXCLUSIVLEY FOR THOSE WHO HAVENT DATED IN AGES.

2 SALLY. I am quiet and reserved, very slender Blond, seeking soft quiet man, not too tall. Ref: Happy

3 My name is wolfgang. I am intelligent, friendly, sporty, elegant, sensible, humoristic and rich. I love soup and other soft foods Ref: The kisser

4 I am tessa. I love sport and lead a very active life. I want a sexy sporty guy like Stallone. I love the gym. REF: Flesh pounder

5 I am Frank. I love drama and acting. I plan to become a hollywood star. Looking for a girl with similair goals in life. Ref: The flying dream

6 I am Tony. Will date anybody who will look past my „bad tooth“ problem. I live in Petersberg Asylum room 14. Ref: Not desperate

7 I am Jen. I am 90 years old but as lively as hell. I am totally liberal and will try anything. Prefer young men as old men can‘t keep up with my hasty pace. Ref: Jet gran

8 My name is Casper. I am a comedian (36). Looking for sensible partner. White or black. Must be funny with good sense of humour. Ref: Lip-o-suction

9 I am Puffi-muffi. I am very funny and fun to be with. I do funny things that will make you laugh. I want somebody who laughs easily. Looking for a long term relationship. Ref: Herbert funny

10 I am kate. I am not a shy person and love it on the beach. Looking for a real caveman type of guy. I love cats. ps I have a fear for razor blades Ref: Little hairy fairy

11 We are Tim and Tom. We are twins. We are the same age. We were born on the same day and share the same birthdate. We are farmers. We work hard. We have a farm. We want to share this farm with two girls. One for me and one for Tom. Ref: T & Tom Kennwort „Dumbo“

12 My name is Billy and I think I look like Bill Gates. Actually my real name is not Billy but I call myself that. I have a loose bowl problem and sh#t my pants occasionally but this is not a problem. I am very shy because of this problem. Looking for a girl with a similiar problem. Love indoors especially my room. Ref: Steven

13 My name is Chameleon. I do tricks with my eyes. I am interested in someone who likes tricks. I am the serious type of guy and am very loving. Looking for black ladies only please. Ref: The eye-guy

14 My name Penelope, 34 years old and single. Had a relationship but the guy left me when he heard I was pregnant. Older guys are welcome to contact me. Specially ex-dads because I will need help in raising my child. I work in a condom factory and earn lots of money.

15 My name is Bill. My father was greek and flew the concord. I was conceived on an aeroplane. Looking for a girl who does not mind NOT being kissed. Ref: Bill

16 I am a 25 year old single male looking for anybody or anything that is willing to go out with me. Interrests are: Body piercing, motor bikes, the occult and anything with holes in it. Ref: Iron Eagle

17 I am Happy. My name is Happy because that is what my mom calls me. I still live at home even though I am 26. I Love animals because they always lick my mouth and make as if they are kissing me. I will date anybody who is caring and loving and always smiling because then I know they are also happy. Ref: Smiley

18 Looking for a date. I want to remain annonimous but you can call me John........John Lennon. I love woodstock and parties and things that go with these parties.....like girls and stuff. Ref: Flying High

19 My name is Tamzin and 43 years of age. People say I am promiscuous and a slut but this is not true. I am just not shy. If you get to know me you will see that I am kind and lovable. I am looking for a man with the same attributes. Ref: Bubbley

20 Chronischer Lügner (190 pounds, sporty, Magnum- Type) looking for girl who loves travelling. I am a truck driver. Ref: Wolfy

21 I am an attractive blond well built (125/168/57) with country voice. I love horses and other farm animals. Was Miss Texas in 1973. Looking for a man who wants to be a farmer and can rodeo indoors and outdoors. Ref: Eez-ze man

22 I have the figure of Bo Derek, the voice of Dolly Parton, the sex drive of Mike Tyson and I love children. My favourite hobby is picking my nose.....from a plastic surgeons catalogue of course.. Ref: I‘m bad so bad

23 Ken van Damme. I love running and eating. This is a photo of me running after the ice-cream van. If you are my girl, I will run like this for you. Ref: Roll with me

24 I am Jenny Love. I can‘t say too much about myself but the proudest achievement in life is that I beat annorexia. I am hungry now and must go and eat. Ref: Will power

25 I am Lucy Mills. I am 34 and work in a hospital as a nurse. I love music and animals. Please call me for a lasting relationship. Ref Mills

26 My name is Lenny. I love the fine arts like Ballet and dancing. I am looking for a guy with The same interests. Ref: He-man

27 Should your partner be one of these please don‘t hesitate to call me at 555-6956. Go on...make someone happy.


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