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2 FISH PRODUCTS DAY 2004 A day of love….. The Supreme Executive Committee Presents © FPD Media Corporation

3 We Love Fish Products!

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6 We Love the Splendor Of It All!

7 FPD: The Morning After

8 For Immediate Release Supreme Executive Committee, December 9, 2004 FPD Announces New Technology: VertebRix ® FPD FPD has developed new technology that allows Fish Products to be eaten without the usual isolation of intermediate ingredients or incorporation of land-based life forms Already Already the world's premier Fish Product- related celebration, FPD's VertebRix ® VertebRix ® is expected to increase FPD's competitive advantage With With VertebRix ®, VertebRix ®, Fish Products are consumed in 50% of the time of competing technology

9 VertebRix ® Process Flow Diagram Steps Eliminated by VertebRix ® Filet Obtain Seafood Add Spices Simmer Marinate

10 FPD – it's not just a good idea.. It's a commandment!

11 Signs of Fish Products Day are popping up everywhere

12 Signs of Fish Products Day

13 More Signs of Fish Products Day

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15 Our Founders Steve Janulis is the Glorious Founder and Father of Fish Products Day

16 Our Founders Randy Van Der Aa and John Calvert are Godfathers of Fish Products Day

17 Cumulative Aroma, # fresh air turnover required Cumulative Appetizing Factor, Y FPD “Turtle Soup Chart” 2003 Gumbo Lobster Fried Clams Sardines Old Socks Cuttlefish Seaweed Divest Earnings to Zero Underperform Grow Differentiated Products and Aroma Creation Optimize Odor and Evaluate Vertebrae

18 FPD Measures 16 years no lost time 16 years no lost time 100% Ultimate gift given by fish 100% Ultimate gift given by fish Full Regulatory Compliance Full Regulatory Compliance On Track to Achieve "Surf Award" 2004 On Track to Achieve "Surf Award" 2004

19 FPD "Surf" Award Pounds of Fish Products Consumed

20 FPD Pathway to Digestion "Earning the Right to Eat" FPD will achieve Fit-2-Eat leadership by: Above Average Growth of Fish (before they died) Above Average Growth of Fish (before they died) Superior Fish Market Leadership Superior Fish Market Leadership Stable Aroma Stable Aroma Increased Short-Term Digestibility Increased Short-Term Digestibility Relentless Pursuit of Spices Relentless Pursuit of Spices The Supreme Executive Strategy Committee Joyfully Announces

21 FPD quotes “These people are nuts!” Brenda Barnicki, 91 “These people are nuts!” Brenda Barnicki, 91 “FPD Separates the wimps from the chaff” Chris Niederer 93 “FPD Separates the wimps from the chaff” Chris Niederer 93 “Is it starting to smell? I can’t tell anymore.” Rob Schisla, 95 “Is it starting to smell? I can’t tell anymore.” Rob Schisla, 95 “Victor, we come in peace!” Gummy fish 95 “Victor, we come in peace!” Gummy fish 95 “I don’t even trust the Chocolate Fish” Michelle Caveness 96 “I don’t even trust the Chocolate Fish” Michelle Caveness 96 “Hey look, Little Lobsters” Steve Humphreys 97 “Hey look, Little Lobsters” Steve Humphreys 97

22 Welcome to the Top o’ the food chain

23 More FPD Quotes “Be the Fish Man” Ryan “Shad” 97 “Be the Fish Man” Ryan “Shad” 97 “About to pop and going to eat more” Suzy Bays 97 (8:30) “About to pop and going to eat more” Suzy Bays 97 (8:30) “You lucky dog – you can come up here all day long." Eleanor Cwiro 98 “You lucky dog – you can come up here all day long." Eleanor Cwiro 98 “You kind of never lose the aftertaste” Rob Lin 98 “You kind of never lose the aftertaste” Rob Lin 98 "Give me the Grossest thing in here" [eats it] “Now, what was that?” Chris Niederer 98 "Give me the Grossest thing in here" [eats it] “Now, what was that?” Chris Niederer 98 “Cover that up - it looks like it's already been eaten once.” Emmett Proffitt 99 “Cover that up - it looks like it's already been eaten once.” Emmett Proffitt 99

24 More FPD Quotes "Eat first. Ask questions later." Steve Humphrey 99 "Eat first. Ask questions later." Steve Humphrey 99 "I'm going to the dentist today. I don't think they are going to appreciate this." Kenrick Venett 99 "I'm going to the dentist today. I don't think they are going to appreciate this." Kenrick Venett 99 This tastes like cat food – I’ve tasted cat food.” Stan Scroggin, 00 This tastes like cat food – I’ve tasted cat food.” Stan Scroggin, 00 "Veni, vidi, pisce -- I came, I saw, I had the fish." Joe Bays, 01 "Veni, vidi, pisce -- I came, I saw, I had the fish." Joe Bays, 01

25 "My wife is still not speaking to me for the smell in the kitchen" Bob Huddleston, 01 "My wife is still not speaking to me for the smell in the kitchen" Bob Huddleston, 01 Haiku by Jon Franjione, 03: Haiku by Jon Franjione, 03: Stinky, fishy stuff On a cold winter morning. FPD is bliss. "Management could learn a lot from us, if we can motivate people with stinky fish" Rob Schisla, 03 "Management could learn a lot from us, if we can motivate people with stinky fish" Rob Schisla, 03 More FPD Quotes

26 HOW DO WE LOVE THEE? LET US COUNT THE WAYS… fish 1b: 1 mandible, 2 nasal opening, 3 eye, 4 cheek, 5 operculum, 6 dorsal fins, 7 lateral line, 8 caudal fin, 9 scales, 10 anal fin, 11 anus, 12 pectoral fin, 13 pelvic fin, 14 maxilla, 15 premaxilla, 16 upper jaw

27 Is that edible?

28 Even More FPD Quotes “It’s not compatible with carbon steel.” Eleanor Cwirko 97 “It’s not compatible with carbon steel.” Eleanor Cwirko 97 “Is all this real?!” Kenrick Vennett 98 “Is all this real?!” Kenrick Vennett 98 "You can’t think about it – you just have to eat it.” Steve Humphreys 98 "You can’t think about it – you just have to eat it.” Steve Humphreys 98 "Those who disregard fish history are doomed to regurgitate it." Marty Neal 01 "Those who disregard fish history are doomed to regurgitate it." Marty Neal 01 "Steve Humphrey made this, but it's actually really good!" everybody 01 "Steve Humphrey made this, but it's actually really good!" everybody 01

29 FPD Classic Quotes “Sure enough, it tastes just like it smells” Brad Overturf, 80 (seriously) “Sure enough, it tastes just like it smells” Brad Overturf, 80 (seriously) "They do wiggle a bit on the way down" Victor Agreda, 90 "They do wiggle a bit on the way down" Victor Agreda, 90

30 Ode to the Founder of Fish Products Day (or, a War on Sugar) – J.I. Calvert "it was, oh so many years ago, when christmas time was nigh. the wind of winter Just in the air, brought enough sugar goodies to make us cry." Read the rest at geocities.com/coolfatfish

31 See You Next Year!!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!


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