Presentation on theme: "Grass is stupid what else can be said? So is your lawn."— Presentation transcript:
1 Grass is stupid what else can be said? So is your lawn. Fuck Me in the GrassGrass is stupid what else can be said? So is your lawn.
2 Okay there is more to say Where do lawns come from?Do lawn really have use?Are lawn important?Should we even have lawns to begins with?
3 How much do we have here in lawns? The U.S. has 4,000,000 acres of lawns of nothing but grass.The grass industry is worth about $40 billon dollars.The average lawns uses 10,000 gallons of water a year.
4 Laws with lawnsTo some people lawns never go grown they are green all year lawn.You need St. Augustine Grass. (Uses 40,000 gallons of water a year, Insects love eating it too.)your lawn must be mowed.Most of theses are enforced by the National Homeowner Association. A.K.A. lawn NazisLawn Nazi
5 No ones been thrown in jail for not taking care of their lawn Joseph Prudente
6 Joseph PrudenteIn 2008, 66 year old Joseph Prudente was arrested for simply not having a green lawn. This Grandfather who was jailed without bail because his lawn was brown.