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1 Raising a Godzilla for Nitwits By 009 Copyright 2390, Par-Normal books

2 ……………………………. Congratulations! You have Dropped an Atomic bomb in the wrong place at the wrong time, and now are the proud and/or Terrified victim, of over 1,000 Meters of Radioactive Dinosaur! Now, before we get started, you must slap you're self in the face repetitively, shouting: STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!! With that done, lets get started! With that done, lets get started!

3 Part 1: Habitat Until recently, Godzlas have been found only on Monster Island, Birth Island, and The Japanese Islands. But Now, similar nuclear behemoths have been popping up in New-York, Mata-nui, Metru- nui, Lake-Koro Seattle, Hollywood, bugs bunny’s bunny hole, Mars, The Enterprise, the Doctor’s TARDIS, 009’s TARDIS, Legoland, Brittan, my house, you’re house, ect. Why have they been popping up here? HABITAT!!! Now, lets start discussing you’re pet’s habbitat. Until recently, Godzlas have been found only on Monster Island, Birth Island, and The Japanese Islands. But Now, similar nuclear behemoths have been popping up in New-York, Mata-nui, Metru- nui, Lake-Koro Seattle, Hollywood, bugs bunny’s bunny hole, Mars, The Enterprise, the Doctor’s TARDIS, 009’s TARDIS, Legoland, Brittan, my house, you’re house, ect. Why have they been popping up here? HABITAT!!! Now, lets start discussing you’re pet’s habbitat. In the U.S.A as of late, the use of Nuclear stuff, and places like the Lake-Koro Industrial park, it has made it easier to raise A Godzilla. The main habbitat requirements are: A city In view of a deep bay, complete with elevated trains, a power plant, a fairly large skyline, and plenty of Japanese people. Another important feature of you’re pet’s habbitat is a “SafeBox”. A SafeBox is a small room located no more than 200 ft. beneath the ground in the middle of a layer of rock no harder than granite. This is where you will go during you’re Pet’s rampages. It won’t only be a place where you can avoid you’re pet’s insane rage, but also an angry mob of townspeople. You will also need a ventalation shaft, that lets out in say, Topeka. In the U.S.A as of late, the use of Nuclear stuff, and places like the Lake-Koro Industrial park, it has made it easier to raise A Godzilla. The main habbitat requirements are: A city In view of a deep bay, complete with elevated trains, a power plant, a fairly large skyline, and plenty of Japanese people. Another important feature of you’re pet’s habbitat is a “SafeBox”. A SafeBox is a small room located no more than 200 ft. beneath the ground in the middle of a layer of rock no harder than granite. This is where you will go during you’re Pet’s rampages. It won’t only be a place where you can avoid you’re pet’s insane rage, but also an angry mob of townspeople. You will also need a ventalation shaft, that lets out in say, Topeka. A Godzilla in it’s natural habitat

4 Part 2: You’re pet’s food In there natural habitat, Godzillas eat Tankers, Trains, Radioactive waste, Tokyo Towers, High-Tension Towers with News Reporters on them, and Giant Lobsters called Ebirah. Along with these, you should also try to feed you’re pet things like: Ronald McDonald, Predator, The Xenomoprh, Nemo, Aldof Hitler, Tommas the Tank Engine, Emperor Palpatine, Grand Admiral Thrawn, The Master, The Cyberleader, Davros, Daleks, cybermen, and the Military. In there natural habitat, Godzillas eat Tankers, Trains, Radioactive waste, Tokyo Towers, High-Tension Towers with News Reporters on them, and Giant Lobsters called Ebirah. Along with these, you should also try to feed you’re pet things like: Ronald McDonald, Predator, The Xenomoprh, Nemo, Aldof Hitler, Tommas the Tank Engine, Emperor Palpatine, Grand Admiral Thrawn, The Master, The Cyberleader, Davros, Daleks, cybermen, and the Military. Godzillas like to eat Towers with news reporters on them

5 Part 3: Mothra Infestations In the course of monster events, It may be so that you’re pet’s habbitat will face a Mothra infestation, bellow are signs of mothra infestation: In the course of monster events, It may be so that you’re pet’s habbitat will face a Mothra infestation, bellow are signs of mothra infestation: A huge glowing, White-with-green-stripes Egg, Do not mistake this for an Ice-Skating rink, or Vice versa A huge glowing, White-with-green-stripes Egg, Do not mistake this for an Ice-Skating rink, or Vice versa You’re Godzilla Coming home from a moring swim with a giant brown caterpillar on his/her tail You’re Godzilla Coming home from a moring swim with a giant brown caterpillar on his/her tail A giant, Peanut-shaped cocoon A giant, Peanut-shaped cocoon Annoying 5 inch tall fairys singing a song where the word Mosura comes into it a lot. Annoying 5 inch tall fairys singing a song where the word Mosura comes into it a lot. You’re Godzilla covered in thick, sticky, floss-like webbing You’re Godzilla covered in thick, sticky, floss-like webbing A Sonic boom, accompanied by pollen falling from the sky and a strange wewewewewewewe noise A Sonic boom, accompanied by pollen falling from the sky and a strange wewewewewewewe noise For more info on a Mothra, visit here: htm For more info on a Mothra, visit here: htm A Full grown Mothra

6 Part 4: DO’s & DON’Ts DON’T trust any millitary organization with baby sitting you’re Pet, they tend to launch a large array of missiles at them DON’T trust any millitary organization with baby sitting you’re Pet, they tend to launch a large array of missiles at them DON’T help you’re Godzilla when shedding. The amount of radiation released by a shedding Godzilla could turn you into a bunch of green tentacles attached to a brain with eyeballs. DON’T help you’re Godzilla when shedding. The amount of radiation released by a shedding Godzilla could turn you into a bunch of green tentacles attached to a brain with eyeballs. DO take You’re pet to a screening of any movies involving Dinosaurs destroying stuff. Godzillas tend to like to see Members of there kind destroying stuff, and a jet of blue flame at 2,000,005º will shut up even the most determined movie talker. DO take You’re pet to a screening of any movies involving Dinosaurs destroying stuff. Godzillas tend to like to see Members of there kind destroying stuff, and a jet of blue flame at 2,000,005º will shut up even the most determined movie talker. Do allow you’re pet to bond with you’re other pets. Godzillas tend to like Kittens and puppys, and any puppy or kitten will grow up into a king-kong sized animal when exposed to Godzilla radiation, and that can be a good thing, especialy with burgalars. Do allow you’re pet to bond with you’re other pets. Godzillas tend to like Kittens and puppys, and any puppy or kitten will grow up into a king-kong sized animal when exposed to Godzilla radiation, and that can be a good thing, especialy with burgalars.

7 Part 5: Breeding Breeding a Kaiju has become a very popular art in Japan and the U.S, businesses like Samantha’s Ark revolve around breeding Kaiju like a Godzilla. Breeding a Kaiju has become a very popular art in Japan and the U.S, businesses like Samantha’s Ark revolve around breeding Kaiju like a Godzilla. In Japan, a newborn Godzilla is called a Meen-yah, and in the U.S, an Ugly Barney. In Japan, a newborn Godzilla is called a Meen-yah, and in the U.S, an Ugly Barney. In Japan, a Godzilla of 12 years is called a Little-one and in the U.S, a Barnie. In Japan, a Godzilla of 12 years is called a Little-one and in the U.S, a Barnie. In Japan, a Teenage Godzilla is called a Jr., and in the U.S, a Freakin Big T-Rex In Japan, a Teenage Godzilla is called a Jr., and in the U.S, a Freakin Big T-Rex A Jr. A little one A Meen-Yah

8 Part 6: Behavior When still young, a godzilla is still developing his temper, and may suddenly fly into a destructive rage. As he/She matures, you might see He/She beating the crud out of King-Kongs, Gidrahs, MechaGodzillas, Megalons, Battras, Destroyahs, Rodans, Angilases, Gigans, ect. Eventualy, they may become a goodguy of sorts, like saving the world from Xians, Hedorahs, Giant Daleks, and Keiser Gidorahs. But this tends to happen only in the U.S, for in Japan, Godzillas eventualy start destroying stuff after time. When still young, a godzilla is still developing his temper, and may suddenly fly into a destructive rage. As he/She matures, you might see He/She beating the crud out of King-Kongs, Gidrahs, MechaGodzillas, Megalons, Battras, Destroyahs, Rodans, Angilases, Gigans, ect. Eventualy, they may become a goodguy of sorts, like saving the world from Xians, Hedorahs, Giant Daleks, and Keiser Gidorahs. But this tends to happen only in the U.S, for in Japan, Godzillas eventualy start destroying stuff after time. Godzillas despise Daleks A Godzilla saving the world from a Megalon

9 Part 7: The Kaiju food chain Godzilla eventually dies A Godzilla eats an Ebirah An Ebirah eats a shark A shark eats a carcass

10 Part 8: You’re Pet’s lifespan A Godzilla will tend to live for at least 50 years, but there have been cases of Godzillas living 200 years A Godzilla will tend to live for at least 50 years, but there have been cases of Godzillas living 200 years A 20 year old Godzilla Gojira, the oldest living Godzilla. Old Un-Reliable was the oldest godzilla EVER, at an age of 203 when he was electrocuted to death


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