Presentation on theme: "This is a short quiz. 4 questions will determine whether you are worthy of being called a 'Professional". The questions are not overly complicated, so."— Presentation transcript:
This is a short quiz. 4 questions will determine whether you are worthy of being called a 'Professional". The questions are not overly complicated, so there is no need to 'peek ahead'!
1. How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in the refrigerator and close the door. This question assesses your ability to do simple things in complex situations.
2. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, put the elephant in the refrigerator and close the door. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, get the giraffe out of the refrigerator, put the elephant in and close the door. This test determines your ability to react based on your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is having a Animal conference. All animals attend, except for one. Which animal is not attending?
Correct answer: The elephant, …because he is still stuck in the refrigerator, remember !!! This test checks your ability to remember.
OK. Even if you happened to incorrectly answer the first three questions, you can still prove your competency as a “Professional”.
4. You need to cross a river, but it is infested with crocodiles and there is no bridge around. How do you manage to cross the river unharmed?
Correct answer: You just plain swim across. Why? All crocodiles went to the conference… This question tests if you are able to learn from your mistakes.
According to scientific research 90% of the tested “Professionals” incorrectly answer ALL questions. Surprisingly enough, the same amount of little children answered correctly. This seems to be scientific proof that most “Professionals” have the I.Q of a 4_year old.
Send this to all of your “Professional” friends