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47 Secret-WG RIPE 47 Amsterdam
47 Apologies for absence Man with Bert Says to ladies Kiss Bert! Now man says Look: kiss baby!
47 Click to add title Geerthe Kolkman our newest arrival Is hidden to ensure her survival Our spokesman, her dad Is reputedly mad And is leading a secret revival
47 … and thanks for all the fish W-SIS has some wonderful goals They are not like the rest of us souls They want to end war Shown ICANN the door And they’ve set up committees in shoals
47 Who’s joined? Now Randy, that venerable gent To the database working group sent A deep heartfelt plea That the "whois" NewG Should be CRISP and not SOGGY or BENT
47 Gates KBE Uncle Bill puts an end to our fears He says spam will be dead in 2 years His lawyers will sue Tom, Dick, Harry... and you Forget email! Lets have some beers
47 One size fits all? The RIPE NCC isn't sure How much internet to cater for So they'll ask me and you Though *we* haven't a clue And if asked we'll just say "give us more"
47 Clueless in California? ICANN - They weren't sure what to do It seems they've hired people with clue. And they have work to boot With that fake German root While they find the right people to sue!
47 /4096 Small subnets are causing us trouble They're bursting the aggregate bubble We've been here before And its now just a bore Who cares if the net goes to rubble
Root.hint The gospel according to Crain As written down up in a plane Addresses of roots Should be changed at reboots Anycast will remove all this pain?
47 Plumbing Krasnapolsky, it's going to hell Have you noticed the terrible smell? Ballroom ponging of drains It's a terrible pain It's making us all feel unwell
47 Approved by consensus Down to two meetings per year? This proposal it fills us with fear Fewer newbies to greet Less old friends to meet Mr Chairman, we ask you to hear!