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1 Pete Green’s Powerpoint plan for Marquette

2 #1 Give Student Organization Funding to all the people, via a printing press in the MUSG office that prints PeteBucks. There is no exchange rate of PeteBucks to dollars. PeteBucks are free to anyone with a smile and a positive attitude.

3 Speed up construction on the Burger King underneath Ivy. Also turn the Marine Corps recruiting center into a Burger King. Also turn Lalumiere into a Burger King #2

4 #3 Turn the LIMO service into a Star Wars landspeeder service. All students need to show ID so landspeeder drivers know which droids they are looking for.

5 #4 Develop App for landspeeder service.

6 #5 Allow DPS to become a police force on the condition that it also becomes a Burger King.

7 #6 Get more players on the basketball team. If roster is unfilled, have Pete suit up. Uniforms on those days will be green.

8 #7 Turn the flooded Mashuda hallways into lazy rivers.

9 #8 Knock down O’Donnell to build a new, quaint basketball arena. Conversely, convert the Bradley Center into a new dorm.

10 #9 Bring grocery store to campus, with goods only redeemable with PeteBucks.

11 #10 Expand climate survey to ask questions on actual climate.

12 #11 Then use money from the slush fund for research to improve the climate.

13 #12 Get more people to vote in MUSG elections with Burger King at the ballot box.


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