Presentation on theme: "Pete Green’s Powerpoint plan for Marquette. #1 Give Student Organization Funding to all the people, via a printing press in the MUSG office that prints."— Presentation transcript:
Pete Green’s Powerpoint plan for Marquette
#1 Give Student Organization Funding to all the people, via a printing press in the MUSG office that prints PeteBucks. There is no exchange rate of PeteBucks to dollars. PeteBucks are free to anyone with a smile and a positive attitude.
Speed up construction on the Burger King underneath Ivy. Also turn the Marine Corps recruiting center into a Burger King. Also turn Lalumiere into a Burger King #2
#3 Turn the LIMO service into a Star Wars landspeeder service. All students need to show ID so landspeeder drivers know which droids they are looking for.
#4 Develop App for landspeeder service.
#5 Allow DPS to become a police force on the condition that it also becomes a Burger King.
#6 Get more players on the basketball team. If roster is unfilled, have Pete suit up. Uniforms on those days will be green.
#7 Turn the flooded Mashuda hallways into lazy rivers.
#8 Knock down O’Donnell to build a new, quaint basketball arena. Conversely, convert the Bradley Center into a new dorm.
#9 Bring grocery store to campus, with goods only redeemable with PeteBucks.
#10 Expand climate survey to ask questions on actual climate.
#11 Then use money from the slush fund for research to improve the climate.
#12 Get more people to vote in MUSG elections with Burger King at the ballot box.