1. Also looking lovely in a dress is… The Gorgeous Groom Back in Victorian times… Before the invention of proper photographs …he crawled out of the primordial slime Martin Edge Seen here playing the traditional role of a boy scout in a biblical epic He has changed little over the years Clean living to the point of obsession… …an eccentric

2. …and an inveterate hippy Martin is an introspective man of few words

3. He sometimes needs to return to the sea from which he crawled Cloned by scientists for his extraordinary genes Martin looks at his best when viewed from a considerable distance …behind something…

4. …or in the dark Definitely in the dark

5. The Blushing BrideAnna Pizzamiglio

6. After a period as Landlady of the Rovers Return and a brief spell as a hobbit Anna took to the sporting life

7. …adding to the British rowing medal haul last year in China

8. Anna’s Rowing Masterclass (Mumps… Honest) She recently made a triumphant return to the small screen

9. The Crappy Couple H

11. Happily, just after the invention of the fig leaf Anna and Martin first met way back in the mists of time They are living life entirely backwards Retirement firstThen a honeymoonThen marriage Soon they’ll not be able to feed themselves or tie their own shoelaces

17. Harold Edge 1914

19. April 5 th 20096 months to the day since Anna and Martin first met 27 years and Big finale…

20. All together now….. All together now….. Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Sheila Scott 2009