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Did you ever stop and wonder… By A drunk hasher Use mouse to advance slides
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does a Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on...
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your address in the first place?
Questions that Haunt Me. Can you cry under water?
The. of and a to in is you that it he was.
Of. and a to the in is you that it at be.
High Frequency Words List A Group 1. the of and.
The. of and a to in is you that it he for.
High-Frequency Phrases First 100 Words. The people.
Can you see?. I like him. When will we go? All or some.
Oral Reading Fluency First 100 Most Used Phrases.
Lets build fluency! The people By the water You and I.
DOLCH Sight Word Test (Say each word as it appears on the screen.) Press the Esc key to stop the slide show Click this button below to start the slide.
DOLCH Sight Word Test (Say each word as it appears on the screen.)
Dolch Words the of and to a in that is was.
List 1 Sight Words the to and he a I you it.
A. as is a couldn’t does could has wouldn’t.
List 1. the List 1 to List 1 and List 1 he List 1.
First Grade Sight Words a in I and is it for.
Frequency Words. a about after again all always.
Lap 1. the to and he a I you it of in Lap 2.
The people Look for some people. Write it down. By the water So there you are. Who will make it? You and I A long time What will they do?
Englewood Public Schools Englewood, Colorado 2009 A Compilation of E.W. Dolch 1936, The Reading Teachers Book of Lists, Fourth Edition,© 2000 by Prentice.
Developed By: Kari Ferguson, Edison Elementary Dolch Phrases Lists 1-4 You will have 3 seconds to read each phrase. On your marks… Get set… Go!!! Click.
Sight Words Complete Dolch Sight Word List Preprimer through Third.
Sight Word Phrases Group 1. the little boy a good boy.
Come. and down a away big blue can help.
First 100 High Frequency Words a her see am about.
Practice saying your sight words. Read and spell each word. Click on the down arrow to go to the next word.
Help me out. who is he even before we go but come again.
She. up had has the my did its puts but make.
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