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1 KONYAALTI TIMES YEAR:2 NO:2 JUNE 2005 WE ARE ON YOUR WAY ATAM!

2 Page Contents 1- 2 Riddles Poems 3-4 Strange Facts Fun 5-6 Aspendos A Little Fun 7-8 Jokes 9-10 Jokes Personality Test The Answers of the Test English Insults Picture Story Riddles Symbol Language Fruit Wordsearch Figure it Britney Spears Children’s Rhymes It’s Play Time Fun Grafitti Friendship

3 DEAR READER FELLOWS, We are here this year again with our second issue of our school magazine The positive feedbacks that we received last year made us happy.This magazine has been prepared by the students of Konyaaltı College by the guidence of their English teachers. We hope you will have fun and think while reading. Have a nice summer holiday!See you next term! English Teachers Semiha Sakarya Gülgün Gedik Mete Çelebioğlu SEVGİLİ OKURLARIMIZ, Bu yıl okul dergimizin ikinci sayısıyla yine birlikteyiz. Geçen yıl aldığımız olumlu tepkiler bizleri mutlu etti.Bu dergi Konyaaltı Koleji öğrencileri tarafından İngilizce öğretmenleri rehberliğinde hazırlanmıştır.Umarız ki okurken eğlenir,bir yandan da öğrenir ve düşünürsünüz. Gelecek dönemde buluşmak üzere hepinize iyi tatiller….

4 ATATÜRK's ADDRESS TO THE TURKISH YOUTH Turkish Youth! Your first duty is forever to preserve and to defend the turkish Independence and the Turkish Republic. This is the very foundation of your existence and your future. This foundation is your most precious treasure. In the future, too, there may be malevolent people at home and abroad who will wish to deprive you of this treasure. If some day you are compelled to defend your independence and your Republic, you must not tarry to weigh the possibilities and circumstances of the situation before taking up your duty. These possibilities and circumstances may turn out to be extremely unfavourable. The enemies conspiring against your independence and your republic, may have behind them a victory unprecedented in the annals of the world. It may be that, by violence and ruse, all the fortresses of your beloved fatherland may be captured, all its shipyards occupied, all its armies dispersed and every part of the country invaded. And sadder and graver than all these circumstances, those who hold power within the country may be in error, misguided and may even be traitors. Furthermore, they may indentify their personal interests with the political designs of the invaders. The country may be impoverished, ruined and exhausted. Youth of Turkey's future, Even in such circumstances it is your duty to save the Turkish Independence and Republic. The strength you need is already imbedded in your noble blood. Gazi Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

5 1 Write and find the words. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel Still you can't disguise the smell I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! You are my sun, my moon, my star I wish to see you... from afar Strange but True Facts : _ Cat's urine glows under a black light. _ The electric chair was invented by a dentist. _ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. _ Dolphins sleep with one eye open. _ About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30. _ More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. _ A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate. _ More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world. _ One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet. _ Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails. _ There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S. PARROT Jack was a young sailor. He lived in England, but he was often away with his ship. One summer he came back from a long voyage and found new neigbours near his mother’s house.They had a pretty daughter, and Jack soon loved her very much. He said to her, ‘My next voyage will begin in a few days’ time, Gloria. I love you, and I’ll mary you when I come back. I’ll think about you all the time, and I’ll write to you and send you a present from every port.’ Jack’s first port was Freetown in Africa, and he sent Gloria a parrot from there. It spoke five languages. When Jack’s ship reached Australia, there was a letter from Gloria. It said, ‘Thank you for the parrot, Jack. It tasted much better than a chicken.’ ASPENDOS This city on the shores of the ancient Eurymedon,built by the colonial people from Argos,is renown over the world because of its Roman amphitheater of incrediple beauty,that is still in excellent shape.Aspendus was the only city,besides Side,that minted silver coins in 5th C.AD.The city walls were built in the Hellenistic period and were repaired restored in the late Roman period and in the Byzantine period.Aspendos is divided into two:Lower City and (Upper)High City.The Agora,Basilica,Bouleterion and the monumental fountain situated in the High City and the Theater,Stadium,the Roman Baths and the Water aqueducts situated in the Lower City are definitely worth seeing.The Aspendos Theater holds 15,000 people and was built by the famous Aspendosian architect Zenon,in Marcus Aurelius’time(secondhalfof2AD). This theater is in better condition than all other theaters built in the ancient times.In order to keep with Hellenistic traditions,a small part of the theater was built so that it leaned against the hill where the Citadel (Acropolis)stood,while almost all of the other parts were buit onvaulted arches. The high stage served to seemingly isolate the audience from the rest of the world.The very top section of this stage has been repaired and the acoustics were ameliorated with later additons.Because the stage area was later used as a caravansarai in Seljuk times,it was continuously repaired and maintained.Thus,the Aspendos Theater has been able to survive to this days without losing almost any of its original qualities. NURSERY SCHOOL Ears Hear Flies buzz, Motors roar. Kettles hiss, People snore. Dogs bark, Birds cheep. Autos honk: Beep! Beep! Winds sigh, Shoes squeak. Trucks honk, Floors creak. Whistles toot, Bells clang. Doors slam: Bang! Bang! Kids shout, Clocks ding. People scream: Stop! Stop! JOKE S Your $on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad Stupid... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" Two Balloons Two balloons are floating across the desert. One balloon says to the other: "Look out for the cactussssssssssss Optical Illusions The following picture is NOT animated... Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous one will move after you take your eyes away from it.... _ a c k Whic h letter is it b, l or t? _ a r k Whic h letter is it d, l or p? _ i t Whic h letter is it b, f or s? _ a w Whic h letter is it j, p or r? _ a k e Whic h letter is it b, l or r? s e e _ Whic h letter is it d, k or n? WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? Take the following personality quiz. It is good, looking into a mirror if you wish to see the real you. The real test is to see yourself as others see you, and the following test can let you do just that.... Circle your answers to the questions below. 1. When do you feel your best? a) In the morning. b) During the afternoon and early evening. c) Late at night. 2. Do you usually walk: a) fairly fast, with long steps? b) fairly fast, but with short quick steps? c) less fast, head up, looking the world in the face? d) less fast head down? e) very slowly? 3. When talking to people, do you: a) stand with your arms folded? b) have your hands clasped? c) have one or both hands on your hips? d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking? e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair? 4. When relaxing do you sit with: a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side? b) your legs crossed? c) your legs stretched out or straight? d) with one leg curled under you? 5. When something really amuses you, how do you react? Do you give: a) a big appreciative laugh? b) a laugh but not a loud one? c) a quiet chuckle? d) a big smile? e) a slow smile? 6. When you go to a party or social gathering. Do you: a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you? b) make a quiet entrance, looking around quickly for someone you know? c) make the quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed? 7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. You’re interrupted. Do you: a) welcome the break? b) feel extremely irritated? c) vary between these two extremes? 8. Which of the following colors do you like most? a) red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple f) white g) brown, gray or violet. 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, do you lie: a) stretched out on your back? b) stretched face down on your stomach? c) on your side, slightly curled? d) with your head on one arm? e) with your head under the covers? 10. Do you often dream that you are: a) falling? b) fighting or struggling? c) searching for someone or something? d) flying or floating? e) or do you usually have a dreamless sleep? f) or do you have pleasant dreams? Your friends see you as an exciting, highly, volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions ( though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and venturesome, someone who will try anything – well, almost anything – once; someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate. THE STORY In summer, the boy in the story is active and healthy. He plays soccer, basketball, and baseball, and goes swimming, so he has a lot of exercise. In September he does not exercise much. He eats snacks of chips and soda after school while he sits in front of the T.V. In October, he eats ice cream while he sits at the computer. In November, he eats cookies while he watches T.V. He weighs a little more. In December, he eats French fries while he sits at the computer again. He has gained a lot of weight. He is not healthy anymore like in the summer. M - O - T - H - E - R "O" means only that she's growing old, "T" is for the tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her heart of purest gold; Doing the washing sbdbpewrhc ptaarwalgh iornyttrge norangeirr eihnwuroar aceaabmppi psapplenee peartslrss losfdaonrm enlemonriy TONGUE TWISTERS Try to say these tongue twisters as possible as quickly. She saw shy sheep. : Rubber baby buggy bumpers. : How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? : Moses supposes his toeses are roses,/But Moses supposes erroneously./For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,/Like Moses supposes his toeses to be. The Leith police dismisseth us, which causeth us dismay. : A fly and a flea in a flue,/Were caught. So what did they do?/Said the fly, "Let us flee!"/Said the flea, "Let us fly!"/So they flew through a flaw in the flue. FIGURE - IT Look at the clues below and fill all the numbers you can into the grid. Then start again and use your answers to help solve the other clues. Down across minus 10 across 2. Half of 15 across 3. 8 across doubled plus ninety-four 4. A score 6. Half of 17 down 7. Six times across doubled minus fourteen 11. Numbers 1234 re-arranged 14. Eight times four 15. Quarter of Five times sixteen BRITNEY SPEARS Name: Britney Jean Spears Date of birth: 2nd December 1981 Star sign: Sagittarius Place of birth: Kentwood, Louisiana Parents: Jamie and Lynne Spears Brothers & sisters: Brother Brian and sister Jamie-Lynne Favourite musicians: Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Lauryn Hill Britney Spears is one of the biggest sensations to hit the world of pop, topping the charts in the UK and the US with hits like Born to Make You Happy. The 20-year-old first dazzled us in 1999 when her single and album Baby, One More Time, shot to number one in the US and the UK. How did she start off? Much of her success is down to her determination to get to the top. She started singing and dancing in local dance shows and church choirs as a youngster. At the age of eight she auditioned for Disney's The Mickey Mouse Club. She was too young to join the show, but a producer spotted her talent and introduced her to a New York agent. She then spent three summers at the Professional Performing Arts School Center and was in a few off-Broadway productions, including Ruthless (1991). She tried out again for the Mickey Mouse Club and was successful this time, appearing on the show from the age of 11 to 13. What are her best known songs? Her style of pop is ever-changing as she gets older and wiser. Baby One More Time Crazy Sometimes From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart Born To Make You Happy Oops! I Did It Again Stronger Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know Lucky I'm A Slave 4 U I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman Toxic Everytime IT’S PLAY TIME! Emergency Phone FATHER Sometimes you get discouraged Because I am so small And always leave my fingerprints On furniture and walls But every day I'm growing - I'll be grown some day And all those tiny handprints Will surely fade away So here's a little handprint Just so you can recall Exactly how my fingers looked When I was very small At the optician's, a customer asked, "Are my new glasses ready?" "Yes sir," replied the optician who was a pretty girl. "Try them." He did and was satisfied. He said, "I can see you very well. Good-bye young man." A teacher was giving a lesson on good manners. "Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?" "I say 'Pardon me'." "Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?" "I step on the other foot to get a second one." A woman visited a family. At the end of her visit, she gave a small coin to the little boy whose family she had been visiting. He put it in his pocket without thanking her. His mother, thinking perhaps he was shy, asked, "What do you reply?" "I don't know." "Yes you do. What do I say when your father gives me money?" "You say 'Is that all?'" A mother always gave her child a spoonful of cod liver oil for her health. The child hated the taste. So she insisted that her grandmother, not her mother, measure the spoonful. "Why?" asked her mother. "Because she trembles," replied the child. liver(n): the largest glandular organ in vertebrate animals, located in the upper or anterior part of the abdomen oil(n): any of various kinds of greasy, combustible substances tremble(v): to shake involuntarily from cold, fear, excitement, fatigue, etc.; shiver Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $ Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. Every day, an ESL teacher was seen coming out of the rest room with a marker, used for writing. In the rest room were expressions and graffitti written on the walls. It was very bad. Finally, the Director of the school called the teacher into the office and told the teacher that it was terrible of him to write those things on the walls. The teacher said that he was not the one writing those things. All that the teacher did was to correct the grammar. DEAR READER FELLOWS, We are here this year again with our second issue of our school magazine. The positive feedbacks that we received last year made us happy.This magazine has been prepared by the students of Konyaaltı College by the guidence of their English teachers. We hope you will have fun and think while reading. Have a nice summer holiday!See you next term! English Teachers Semiha Sakarya Gülgün Gedik Mete Çelebioğlu SEVGİLİ OKURLARIMIZ, Bu yıl okul dergimizin ikinci sayısıyla yine birlikteyiz. Geçen yıl aldığımız olumlu tepkiler bizleri mutlu etti.Bu dergi Konyaaltı Koleji öğrencileri tarafından İngilizce öğretmenleri rehberliğinde hazırlanmıştır.Umarız ki okurken eğlenir,bir yandan da öğrenir ve düşünürsünüz. Gelecek dönemde buluşmak üzere hepinize iyi tatiller…. WITH THE CONTRIBUTIONS BY BÜŞRA KIVÇAK 6-A ÇAĞLA ANTEPOĞLU 5-A SUNASU AKGÜÇ 5-A KUMSAL YAĞMUR BOYAR 7-A GİZEM ODABAŞI 7-A MİRAÇ ÖZKAYA 7-A AHMET DUMLUPINAR 7-A ÇAĞATAY BAĞDAT 7-A Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. One for the master, One for the dame, And one for the little boy Who lives down the lane. Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. RIDDLES 1-What is wind? 2-What goes into the water pink and comes out blue? 3-If a Red Indian falls into the Black Sea, what does he become? 4-How did the girl's father know she hadn't had a bath? 5-What can fall on water without getting wet? 6-What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? Silly Riddles A-It has cities, but no houses; It has forests, but no trees; It has rivers, but no fish. What is it? B-I'm not an airplane, but I can fly through the sky. I'm not a river, but I'm full of water. What am I? C-Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? D-The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it? E-The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? F-What always speaks the truth but doesn't say a word? G-What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you? I-A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

6 FUNNY VALENTINE’S POEMS Roses are red. Violets are blue. Please don't kiss me, 'cuz I have the flu. Roses are red The sky is blue If you love me Then I love _______ Roses are prickly Chocolate too dear Sugar too sweet And you _________ Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you're not Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel Still you can't disguise the smell I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! You are my sun, my moon, my star I wish to see you... from afar

7 Strange but True Facts Cat's urine glows under a black light. _ The electric chair was invented by a dentist. _ Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand. _ Dolphins sleep with one eye open. _ About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30. _ More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. _ A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate. _ More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world. _ One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet. _ Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails. _ There are over 58 million dogs in the U.S.

8 PARROT Jack was a young sailor. He lived in England, but he was often away with his ship. One summer he came back from a long voyage and found new neigbours near his mother’s house.They had a pretty daughter, and Jack soon loved her very much. He said to her, ‘My next voyage will begin in a few days’ time, Gloria. I love you, and I’ll mary you when I come back. I’ll think about you all the time, and I’ll write to you and send you a present from every port.’ Jack’s first port was Freetown in Africa, and he sent Gloria a parrot from there. It spoke five languages. When Jack’s ship reached Australia, there was a letter from Gloria. It said, ‘Thank you for the parrot, Jack. It tasted much better than a chicken.’

9 ASPENDOS Aspendos is known for his best-preserved theater of antiquity with seating for Still used today, the theater's galleries, stage decorations and acoustics all testify to the architects success. Nearby stand the remains of a basilica, agora and one of the largest aqueducts in Anatolia. This city on the shores of the ancient Eurymedon,built by the colonial people from Argos,is renown over the world because of its Roman amphitheater of incrediple beauty,that is still in excellent shape.Aspendus was the only city,besides Side,that minted silver coins in 5th C.AD.The city walls were built in the Hellenistic period and were repaired restored in the late Roman period and in the Byzantine period.Aspendos is divided into two:Lower City and (Upper)High City.The Agora,Basilica,Bouleterion and the monumental fountain situated in the High City and the Theater,Stadium,the Roman Baths and the Water aqueducts situated in the Lower City are definitely worth seeing.The Aspendos Theater holds 15,000 people and was built by the famous Aspendosian architect Zenon,in Marcus Aurelius’time(secondhalfof2AD). This theater is in better condition than all other theaters built in the ancient times.In order to keep with Hellenistic traditions,a small part of the theater was built so that it leaned against the hill where the Citadel (Acropolis)stood,while almost all of the other parts were buit onvaulted arches. The high stage served to seemingly isolate the audience from the rest of the world.The very top section of this stage has been repaired and the acoustics were ameliorated with later additons.Because the stage area was later used as a caravansarai in Seljuk times,it was continuously repaired and maintained.Thus,the Aspendos Theater has been able to survive to this days without losing almost any of its original qualities

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11 Ears Hear Flies buzz, Motors roar. Kettles hiss, People snore. Dogs bark, Birds cheep. Autos honk: Beep! Beep! Winds sigh, Shoes squeak. Trucks honk, Floors creak. Whistles toot, Bells clang. Doors slam: Bang! Bang! Kids shout, Clocks ding. People scream: Stop! Stop!

12 JOKES Letter Home From School Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Your $on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad Love, Stupid... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

13 Two Balloons Two balloons are floating across the desert. One balloon says to the other: "Look out for the cactussssssssssss Optical Illusions Your eyes are making it move. To test this, stare at one spot for a couple seconds and everything will stop moving. Or look at the black center of each circle and it will stop moving. But move your eyes to the next black center and the previous one will move after you take your eyes away from it....

14 _ a c k Which letter is it b, l or t? _ i t Which letter is it b, f or s? _ a k e Which letter is it b, l or r? a r k Which letter is it d, l or p? _ a w Which letter is it j, p or r? s e e _ Which letter is it d, k or n? Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full. One for the master, One for the dame, And one for the little boy Who lives down the lane. Baa, baa, black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, Three bags full.

15 WHAT KIND OF PERSON ARE YOU? Take the following personality quiz. It is good, looking into a mirror if you wish to see the real you. The real test is to see yourself as others see you, and the following test can let you do just that.... Circle your answers to the questions below. 1. When do you feel your best? a) In the morning. b) During the afternoon and early evening. c) Late at night. 2. Do you usually walk: a) fairly fast, with long steps? b) fairly fast, but with short quick steps? c) less fast, head up, looking the world in the face? d) less fast head down? e) very slowly? 3. When talking to people, do you: a) stand with your arms folded? b) have your hands clasped? c) have one or both hands on your hips? d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking? e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair? 4. When relaxing do you sit with: a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side? b) your legs crossed? c) your legs stretched out or straight? d) with one leg curled under you?

16 5. When something really amuses you, how do you react? Do you give: a) a big appreciative laugh? b) a laugh but not a loud one? c) a quiet chuckle? d) a big smile? e) a slow smile? 6. When you go to a party or social gathering. Do you: a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you? b) make a quiet entrance, looking around quickly for someone you know? c) make the quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed? 7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. You’re interrupted. Do you: a) welcome the break? b) feel extremely irritated? c) vary between these two extremes? 8. Which of the following colors do you like most? a) red or orange b) black c) yellow or light blue d) green e) dark blue or purple f) white g) brown, gray or violet. 9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, do you lie:000 a) stretched out on your back? b) stretched face down on your stomach? c) on your side, slightly curled? d) with your head on one arm? e) with your head under the covers?

17 UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous and indecisive. Someone who needs to be looked after, who always wants to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier, who sees problems in everything. Some people who know you well, know that you aren't like this. The trouble is that you don't let many people get close to you FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS: Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally, that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is shaken FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing and always interesting; someone who is constantly the center of the attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go your head. They see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who will cheer them up or help them out. FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS: Your friends see you as an exciting, highly, volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions ( though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and venturesome, someone who will try anything – well, almost anything – once; someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

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19 THE STORY In summer, the boy in the story is active and healthy. He plays soccer, basketball, and baseball, and goes swimming, so he has a lot of exercise. In September he does not exercise much. He eats snacks of chips and soda after school while he sits in front of the T.V. In October, he eats ice cream while he sits at the computer. In November, he eats cookies while he watches T.V. He weighs a little more. In December, he eats French fries while he sits at the computer again. He has gained a lot of weight. He is not healthy anymore like in the summer.

20 A man is going towards a field. He knows he will die when he gets there. What is the situation? Mr. Johnson lives in an apartment on the 30th floor of an apartment block with 30 floors. He is 39 years old, single and works in the local bank. Every morning, he leaves his apartment at 8 a.m. He gets into the lift and goes down the 30 floors to the street and goes to work. In the evening when he returns, he gets into the lift, goes up to the 10th floor, gets out and walks up 20 floors of stairs. On rainy days, he gets into the lift, goes up to the 20th floor, gets out and walks up the remaining 10 floors using the stairs. Mr. Johnson hates using the stairs. Explain. Mr. Johnson is very short and can't reach all the buttons in the lift. On rainy days, he has his umbrella with him and can therefore reach ten buttons higher. A woman walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water. The barman pulled out a gun and pointed it at the woman. The woman thanked the man and left the bar. Why? M - O - T - H - E - R "M" is for the million things she gave me, "O" means only that she's growing old, "T" is for the tears she shed to save me, "H" is for her heart of purest gold; "E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining, "R" means right, and right she'll always be,

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22 1 Write and find the words. sbdbpewrhc ptaarwalgh iornyttrge norangeirr eihnwuroar aceaabmppi psapplenee peartslrss losfdaonrm enlemonriy TONGUE TWISTERS Try to say these tongue twisters as possible as quickly. She saw shy sheep. : Rubber baby buggy bumpers. : How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? : Moses supposes his toeses are roses,/But Moses supposes erroneously./For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses,/Like Moses supposes his toeses to be. The Leith police dismisseth us, which causeth us dismay. : A fly and a flea in a flue,/Were caught. So what did they do?/Said the fly, "Let us flee!"/Said the flea, "Let us fly!"/So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

23 FIGURE - IT Down across minus 10 across 2. Half of 15 across 3. 8 across doubled plus ninety-four 4. A score 6. Half of 17 down 7. Six times across doubled minus fourteen 11. Numbers 1234 re-arranged 14. Eight times four 15. Quarter of Five times sixteen

24 BRITNEY SPEARS Name: Britney Jean Spears Date of birth: 2nd December 1981 Star sign: Sagittarius Place of birth: Kentwood, Louisiana Parents: Jamie and Lynne Spears Brothers & sisters: Brother Brian and sister Jamie-Lynne Favourite musicians: Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Lauryn Hill Britney Spears is one of the biggest sensations to hit the world of pop, topping the charts in the UK and the US with hits like Born to Make You Happy. The 20-year-old first dazzled us in 1999 when her single and album Baby, One More Time, shot to number one in the US and the UK. How did she start off? Much of her success is down to her determination to get to the top. She started singing and dancing in local dance shows and church choirs as a youngster. At the age of eight she auditioned for Disney's The Mickey Mouse Club. She was too young to join the show, but a producer spotted her talent and introduced her to a New York agent. She then spent three summers at the Professional Performing Arts School Center and was in a few off-Broadway productions, including Ruthless (1991). She tried out again for the Mickey Mouse Club and was successful this time, appearing on the show from the age of 11 to 13. What are her best known songs? Her style of pop is ever-changing as she gets older and wiser. Baby One More Time Crazy Sometimes From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart Born To Make You Happy Oops! I Did It Again Stronger Don't Let Me Be The Last To Know Lucky I'm A Slave 4 U I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman Toxic Everytime

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26 IT’S PLAY TIME!

27 Emergency Phone FATHER Sometimes you get discouraged Because I am so small And always leave my fingerprints On furniture and walls But every day I'm growing - I'll be grown some day And all those tiny handprints Will surely fade away So here's a little handprint Just so you can recall Exactly how my fingers looked When I was very small At the optician's, a customer asked, "Are my new glasses ready?" "Yes sir," replied the optician who was a pretty girl. "Try them." He did and was satisfied. He said, "I can see you very well. Good-bye young man."

28 A teacher was giving a lesson on good manners. "Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?" "I say 'Pardon me'." "Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?" "I step on the other foot to get a second one." A woman visited a family. At the end of her visit, she gave a small coin to the little boy whose family she had been visiting. He put it in his pocket without thanking her. His mother, thinking perhaps he was shy, asked, "What do you reply?" "I don't know." "Yes you do. What do I say when your father gives me money?" "You say 'Is that all?'" A mother always gave her child a spoonful of cod liver oil for her health. The child hated the taste. So she insisted that her grandmother, not her mother, measure the spoonful. "Why?" asked her mother. "Because she trembles," replied the child. liver(n): the largest glandular organ in vertebrate animals, located in the upper or anterior part of the abdomen oil(n): any of various kinds of greasy, combustible substances tremble(v): to shake involuntarily from cold, fear, excitement, fatigue, etc.; shiver Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $ Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

29 Every day, an ESL teacher was seen coming out of the rest room with a marker, used for writing. In the rest room were expressions and graffitti written on the walls. It was very bad. Finally, the Director of the school called the teacher into the office and told the teacher that it was terrible of him to write those things on the walls. The teacher said that he was not the one writing those things. All that the teacher did was to correct the grammar.

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31 SLIDE 5: Air in a hurry. A girl with a pink bikini. Gets wet. The soap is dry. Shadow. You are too young to smoke. SILLY RIDDLES:A map / A cloud / All of them / A towel/ Darkness A mirror / Water / His horse’s name is Friday. SLIDE 20: His parachute has failed. Mr. Johnson is very short and can't reach all the buttons in the lift. On rainy days, he has his umbrella with him and can therefore reach ten buttons higher. The woman had hiccups and wanted a drink of water to stop them. The barman had a better idea to stop them and decided to frighten her instead. It worked and the woman was pleased SLIDE 23: FIGURE - IT SOLUTION

32 WITH CONTRIBUTIONS BY Büşra KIVÇAK 5-A Çağla ANTEPOĞLU 5-A Sunasu AKGÜÇ 5-A Kumsal Yağmur BOYAR 7-A Gizem ODABAŞI 7-A Miraç ÖZKAYA 7-A Ahmet DUMLUPINAR 7-A Çağatay BAĞDAT 7-A Adress:Altınkum District 425 Street No:15 Web:http://www.konyaaltikoleji.com Tel:


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