Presentation on theme: "The Gospel according to Matthew Chapters 7 and 8 We Listen to Scripture."— Presentation transcript:
The Gospel according to Matthew Chapters 7 and 8 We Listen to Scripture
Sermon: Jesus in Twitterverse
# Jesusonmtn J says “Look in mirror B4 giving advice – if you can’t see clearly check your eye for logs” What??!!?
# Jesusonmtn Healthy tree bears healthy fruit. Unhealthy/poor tree bears poor fruit – cut it down. He’s a horticulturalist?
# Jesusonmtn Re: He’s a horticulturalist? More like a know-it-all. Besides, not a single fruit tree in sight. What’s he talking
# Jesusonmtn Re: He’s a horticulturalist? Re: What’s he talking about? Better not B talking about me – I hear he’s big on metaphors. I’m healthy as a horse! Not sure what kind of fruit I’d produce – but I know what kind I like to eat –
# Jesusonmtn Offering advice on house construction (he is a carpenter’s son, after all)
# Jesusonmtn Re: house construction There goes the beach house...
# Jesusonmtn Re: house construction There goes the beach house... So sad, too bad – join us at our ski chalet – should be safe
# Jesusonmtn J stopped talking. Crowd quiet. No ordinary teacher of the
# Jesusonmtn Heading downhill. Crowds following. Hard to say where this is going