1. C OPYRIGHT © 2014 V ERIZON, A LL R IGHTS R ESERVED. I NFORMATION CONTAINED HEREIN IS PROVIDED AS IS AND SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITHOUT NOTICE. Embracing Your Personal Apocalypse Will Pressly | Principal Software Engineer Verizon EdgeCast Will Pressly | Principal Software Engineer Verizon EdgeCast Velocity Conference | Barcelona | November 17, 2014 http://velocityconf.com/velocityny2014/public/schedule/detail/35815

2. A Tale of Woe Starting: 1103 days, 22 hours, 50 minutes and 43 seconds ago

3. Work == Identity (*for nerds)

4. PERSONAL APOCALYPSE

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9. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064665/.

10. Get Through This

11. The Aftermath

12. https://nomadfighters.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/stink-eye-at-the-gym/

13. MY BAD

14. Recovery: WHAT DID WE LEARN?

15. Conclusions

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