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He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune? She said... Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
She said... What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said... Want a quickie? She said... As opposed to what?
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
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He said... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said... I would, but you're never there.
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