Day 1 While we were ventering throught the street we meet a guy that looked like this and he became our guide his name was tank.
Day 2 After sitting there mindlessly for two hours watching tyler poke tank in the eye I felt something in the back of my head. I looked up and saw tyler and dustin walking off so I drunkenly followed. and we had delicious brownies
Day 3 After many confusing thoughts I finally got tired of tank’s twitchy eye so I told the guys I was going to show tank the way to the bathroom when I came back I was covered red the guys kept complaining about herring screaming and blending noises, I told them I was making salsa… Tyler said it was good.
Day 4 I didn’t sleep that well last night…hey wait… where Tyler and Dustin…oh well I didn’t tell them I stool all there money I spent it on a couple of cat name Philip and Chiko … where did my pants go?
Day 5 I finally found my way back to the hotel Tyler and Dustin said I couldn’t keep my cats, so after arguing for a really long time they finally let me in.
Day 6 For some reason Tyler was in the river when I woke up, it was a good laugh I took him a long time to get back up after he got yelled at by a bunch of people. hey… has anyone seen my cats.
Day 7 Wow what a day how mu… (thud)… w-w-what happen where am I, who are those people and why are they throwing peanuts at me… am I in a zoo!?!
Day 7 (continued) I read the exhibit sign… “Bloogathop”… really… who could be that stupid to think that was real. Than the zoo keeper came by and dropped bucket of slop in my exhibit. I really hate that guy. Amsterdam zoo
Day 8 I can’t get this mask off! I swear when I find those guys I’m going to kill them. well at least I finally convinced the zoo keeper to bring me pizza instead of slop.
Day 9 Well… I got hit by a tranquilizer dart today…man that hurt I didn’t deserve that, that jerk started it… making fun of me. plus it’s not my fault I can fit through the bars.
Day 10 Well I’m bored they put a zap collar on my neck, now if I go close to the bars I get zapped but that doesn’t stop me from throwing rocks hehe.
Day 11 That jerk of a zoo keeper hid all my rocks . Oh well I guess it’s on to those sharpened sticks I’ve been making.
Day 12 This sucks everyone is to afraid to come by my exhibit and the stupid zoo keeper took away my sticks.
Day 13 Yes!! I finally found the freaking exit to this thing I’m free!! And on top of that I stool a five hundred dollars on the way out. Parking lot security cam 1
Day 14 Ok I’m scared... I got tranquilizer darts and metal fishing lines barely missing me… geez do these guy’s ever run out of energy… oh well I think the mad because of that car I flipped a couple blocks back. Oh well as long as this Spike doesn’t were off I can do this for days
Day 15 Well oddly enough I found a purple lambo who would of thought this thing would be in Amsterdam…oh well It got me away from the cops… I thought that when I was passing a park I saw Tyler and Dustin but I didn’t fell like getting a tranquilizer dart to the side of the head so I kept going.
Day 15 continued This stupid cop put down a road block in front off me so I had to take the sidewalk… I kept honking my horn for poeple to get out of the way but since I was in a hurry … hey the old man had to go sooner or later how bout now.
Day 16 Man it’s like these people are car magnets… my lambo’s red. I lost count a couple block back but I know It’s a lot. (This is what i looked like on the street cams)
Day 17 Dang my Lambo is out of gas… hey there a mansion (30 min later) geez what is with me… I’m covered in red and there a guy in a ghile suit shooting darts at me and there's another guy in a batman suit shouting bang and boom
Day 17 continued Finally the batman guy passed out… I fell weird (tires squeaking) (crash)