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Points to Ponder Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Points to Ponder Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Points to Ponder Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Points to Ponder How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Points to Ponder If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Points to Ponder Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Points to Ponder Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Points to Ponder Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Points to Ponder Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Points to Ponder Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Points to Ponder Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Points to Ponder Why is the alphabet in that order?
Points to Ponder If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Points to Ponder If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Points to Ponder What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Points to Ponder If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Points to Ponder Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Points to Ponder When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Points to Ponder Do fish get cramps after eating?
Points to Ponder Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Points to Ponder Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Points to Ponder Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Points to Ponder If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Points to Ponder When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Points to Ponder Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Points to Ponder Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Points to Ponder How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Points to Ponder If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Points to Ponder Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Points to Ponder How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Points to Ponder Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Points to Ponder Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Points to Ponder Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Points to Ponder Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Points to Ponder Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Points to Ponder Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Points to Ponder What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Points to Ponder Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Points to Ponder If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Points to Ponder Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Points to Ponder Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Points to Ponder Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
Points to Ponder I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
Points to Ponder If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Points to Ponder Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?
Points to Ponder Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Points to Ponder War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
Points to Ponder Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Points to Ponder If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Points to Ponder If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn't it #1?
Points to Ponder If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Points to Ponder Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Points to Ponder Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
Questions that Haunt Me. Can you cry under water?
Wisdom according to Geo Carlin. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
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The people Look for some people. Write it down. By the water So there you are. Who will make it? You and I A long time What will they do?
The Survival of Black Death. In 1345, you were one of the richest sellers in London. You sell vegetables, fruits, and rice. You let people borrow money.
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♫ ♫ The story of the blind girl is very touching indeed! There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her.
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Chapter 1Jim Hawkins’ Story I My father had an inn near the sea. It was a quiet place. One day, an old man came to our door. He was tall and strong, and.
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Heres an interesting conversation. Its a little lengthy but rather amusing and thought provoking. Happy reading!!
Roleplaying. Grandma & Money You are 25. You want to borrow 360,000 kuai from your rich grandmother to start a business. You have not seen her in 3 years.
UNIT 3 Every Jack has his Jill! UNIT 3 Every Jack has his Jill! “For every Jack there is a Jill” means every boy can find his girl. The names are from.
THE WEMMICKS were small wooden people. All of the wooden people were carved by a woodworker named Eli. His workshop sat on a hill overlooking their village.
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Jesus was tired and thirsty. He sat down by a well and rested while his helpers went into town to buy food. They were all hungry after walking a long way.
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Wash Your Hands Janey!. JANEY IS A LITTLE GIRL who loves to play and have fun. She is always exploring and discovering new things and getting into exciting.
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Joyfulness Vs. Self-pity Maintaining a good attitude, even when faced with unpleasant conditions.
My name is Alice I am 15 years old. I’m Trapped This is the first time I’ve been allowed to go to a theme park without my parents… and look what happens.
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There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her. She told.
Bob the Builder earns cubes by listening to his teacher and following directions. I can earn cubes by: 1. Listening to my teacher 2. Following directions.
He was driving home one evening, on a country road. Ever since the Levi’s factory closed, work in this small community had been almost as slow as his.
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