The Criminal Porcupine Written and narrated by Kieran M. Illustrated by Chris B. Animated by Andres R.S.
Once upon a time, there was a porcupine who always liked to pop tires with his spikes. Hahahahaha another car tire popped. They always fall for that. Well, I think I’ll call it a day. I’m really sore from getting run over. I think maybe I’ll get a massage.
Ahhhhhhh, that felt good. Thanks for the massage, massage person. Actually, I’m kinda thirsty. I’m gonna go get a smoothie. Oh, my. Your spikes really hurt my hands.
Ok, that was a great smoothie. I always love a good strawberry shake before some tire popping.
OOOOh, a cop car. These are the best. I hope I don’t get arrested again.
Hey, you! You blew up my car!!!!!!!! Ohhhhh, I’m so sorry, officer.
Ok, that’s it buster! I’m taken you downtown! Oh, no, not prison. I’m so scared.
AWWWW, MAN! I thought I could get away! And that was the end of the porcupine’s reign of terror!