Keep Your Eyes Open What helpful driving advice! Perhaps it’s part of a series: “Roll down your window,” “sit up” and “keep breathing.”
Caution: Hotel Management Thinks You’re Stupid You’d think anyone bright enough to read the sign would also be able to figure out they’re about 50 feet off the ground.
Now with less taste than ever! Interesting marketing concept. Maybe the tasteless coffee comes with free refills so, as their strategy team might say, you can get “all the caffeine and joy of drinking brownish water without having to endure the taste.”
Baggage Please pick them up from carousel three.
Laundromat Buffet Try our delicious steaming socks and underwear.
Eden this Way If you can get enough speed on the off ramp, you might just make it. Picture: Emily Hargraves
Cape Fear Feeling Upbeat If you’re going to live in a place named Cape Fear, you need a positive outlook on life. Here at the Optimist Club, people see the cape half full.