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2012 ‘‘BLONDE’’ CALENDAR MISS JANUARY “Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT 1234567 891011121314 15161718192021.

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2 2012 ‘‘BLONDE’’ CALENDAR

3 MISS JANUARY “Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

4 MISS FEBRUARY “Got excited ….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in six month …. Box said “2-4 years” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

5 MISS MARCH “Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels …”duh”…bottles won’t fit in typewriter.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

6 MISS APRIL “Trapped on escalator for hours …. Power went out.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

7 MISS MAY “Tried to make Kool-Aid …8 cups of water won’t fit in those little packets” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

8 MISS JUNE “Tried to go water skiing …. couldn’t find a lake with a slope SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

9 MISS JULY “Lost breast stroke swimming competition … learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms !!!” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

10 MISS AUGUST “Got locked out of her car in rain storm …. Car swamped, because top was down.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

11 MISS SEPTEMBER “The capital of California is “C”…. Isn’t it?” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

12 MISS OCTOBER “Hate M & M ‘s ….. They are so hard to peel.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

13 MISS NOVEMBER “Baked turkey for 4 ½ days … instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

14 MISS DECEMBER “Couldn’t call 911… duh ! … there’s no “eleven” button on the phone.” SUNMONTUEWEDTHUFRISAT

15 2012 What a year !!!


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